People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because its safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. – Alexei Sayle
As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death. – Alexei Sayle

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because its safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. – Alexei Sayle
As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death. – Alexei Sayle
Ive accentuated the look over the years. As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death. – Alexei Sayle
I have a lot of nice Italian winter clothes that make me look like a sophisticated Lebanese professor, so my friend Robert and I go around pretending to be experts in Arabic politics. It doesnt work in the summer though. I dont have the right clothes. – Alexei Sayle
Im 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics. But if there were fifteen months in every year, Id only be 48. Thats the trouble with us. We number everything. Take women, for example. I think they deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of 28 and 40. – James Thurber