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As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death. – Alexei Sayle

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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because its safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. – Alexei Sayle

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Women
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If you travel to the States… they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say elevator, we say lift they say drapes, we say curtains they say president, we say seriously deranged git. – Alexei Sayle

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Travel
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I have a lot of nice Italian winter clothes that make me look like a sophisticated Lebanese professor, so my friend Robert and I go around pretending to be experts in Arabic politics. It doesnt work in the summer though. I dont have the right clothes. – Alexei Sayle

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Theres no tragedy in life like the death of a child. Things never get back to the way they were. – Dwight D. Eisenhower

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We get into the habit of living before acquiring the habit of thinking. In that race which daily hastens us towards death, the body maintains its irreparable lead. – Albert Camus

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I think people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. – Nancy Reagan

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Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after you cease to struggle. – Edna Ferber

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