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For me, Twitter works best as a way of taking pictures of being stuck in traffic on the Brooklyn Bridge. If people really want to read really funny quips about life, parenting, and pop culture, then by all means read Michael Ian Blacks tweets. – Michael Showalter

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A lot of my humor centers on the act of telling jokes and I think this can prevent certain audiences from suspending their feeling of disbelief. It might piss a few people off, but I cant help it. – Michael Showalter

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There are some great questions to ask your doctor. If he says no, then you find yourself a different doctor. There really has to be a change in how we medically look at women at this time. I mean, this is not just baby gloom. – Marie Osmond

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The well-being and welfare of children should always be our focus. – Todd Tiahrt

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Believe me, my children have more stamina than a power station. – Robbie Coltrane

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I barely have time for my own children. To adopt more children and not have time for them, that would be poor parenting on my part. – Mary J. Blige

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Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics. – Author Unknown

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We have been working hard to think about what our combined needs are going to be in the way of intelligence capabilities, not today but 15 to 20 years in the future. – Stephen Cambone

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The specialist is too commonly hypertrophied in one direction and atrophied in all the rest. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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My life is part humor, part roses, part thorns. – Bret Michaels

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