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Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping

Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nations highways. – Dennis Miller

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Born again?! No, Im not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time. – Dennis Miller

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Whats so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. Its like a shock and aw shucks campaign. – Dennis Miller

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Theres nothing wrong with being shallow as long as youre insightful about it. – Dennis Miller

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The number of stressors has multiplied exponentially: traffic, money, success, work/life balance, the economy, the environment, parenting, family conflict, relationships, disease. As the nature of human life has become far more complicated, our ancient stress response hasnt been able to keep up. – Andrew Bernstein

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I dont know any parents that look into the eyes of a newborn baby and say, How can we screw this kid up. – Russell Bishop

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I dont think childrens inner feelings have changed. They still want a mother and father in the very same house they want places to play. – Beverly Cleary

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I get whatever placidity I have from my father. But my mother taught me how to take it on the chin. – Norma Shearer

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