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Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping

Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nations highways. – Dennis Miller

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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 Rs only one begins with an R. – Dennis Miller

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Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. – Dennis Miller

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I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports broadcasting for two years. – Dennis Miller

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Im a parent, especially when youve had the intense parenting the way I had. Its all in the bank. Its all in the great experience bank. Those are your secrets. Thats the stuff that makes your work rich, thats what you dip into. – Hector Elizondo

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My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didnt because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children. – Bill Cosby

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Home lifes great, man. The kids are great, happy and healthy. Ive reached this sort of wonderful precipice. – Ryan Phillippe

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We never know the love of the parent till we become parents ourselves. – Henry Ward Beecher

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