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Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping

Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nations highways. – Dennis Miller

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Whats so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. Its like a shock and aw shucks campaign. – Dennis Miller

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Born again?! No, Im not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time. – Dennis Miller

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I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports broadcasting for two years. – Dennis Miller

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Kids are a great analogy. You want your kids to grow up, and you dont want your kids to grow up. You want your kids to become independent of you, but its also a parents worst nightmare: That they wont need you. Its like the real tragedy of parenting. – Jonathan Safran Foer

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I think Im going to have to live vicariously through my daughters rebellion because I certainly never did go through adolescence. – Brooke Shields

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My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didnt because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children. – Bill Cosby

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If there is any truth to my parenting the dreamwork movement, it comes from the power of the press. – Henry Reed

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