Quote by Dennis Miller
Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping

Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nations highways. – Dennis Miller

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Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. – Dennis Miller

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Just put down 9/11… I think, on most things Im liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things Im kind of conservative on. – Dennis Miller

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The child supplies the power but the parents have to do the steering. – Benjamin Spock

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I had no idea that mothering my own child would be so healing to my own sadness from my childhood. – Susie Bright

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I thought that once we were out of the baby stage, parenting would be a breeze. – Tori Spelling

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My grandmother was a kind of Scarsdale, New York, society woman, best known in her day as the author of the 1959 book Growing Your Own Way: An Informal Guide for Teen-Agers – this despite being a person whose parenting style made Joan Crawfords wire hangers look like pool noodles. – Sloane Crosley

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