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Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping

Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nations highways. – Dennis Miller

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I didnt know my Dad – he moved out early. And my moms politics were kind of hardscrabble. She didnt think about Democrats or Republicans. She thought about who made sense. Ive been both in my life. – Dennis Miller

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Im a comedian, for Gods sake. Viewers shouldnt trust me. And you know what? Theyre hip enough to know they shouldnt trust me. Im just doing stand-up comedy. – Dennis Miller

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Every cliche about kids is true they grow up so quickly, you blink and theyre gone, and you have to spend the time with them now. But thats a joy. – Liam Neeson

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I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I dont even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. – Rita Rudner

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Success for me its to raise happy, healthy human beings. – Kelly LeBrock

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You have to love your children unselfishly. That is hard. But it is the only way. – Barbara Bush

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