Quote by Dennis Miller
Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping

Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nations highways. – Dennis Miller

Other quotes by Dennis Miller

I didnt know my Dad – he moved out early. And my moms politics were kind of hardscrabble. She didnt think about Democrats or Republicans. She thought about who made sense. Ive been both in my life. – Dennis Miller

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dad
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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 Rs only one begins with an R. – Dennis Miller

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Education
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Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and whats more life-affirming than cold, hard cash? – Dennis Miller

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Marriage
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Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president, but they dont want them to become politicians in the process. – John F. Kennedy

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parenting

What feeling is so nice as a childs hand in yours? So small, so soft and warm, like a kitten huddling in the shelter of your clasp. – Marjorie Holmes

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parenting

While not impossible, it is especially challenging for teenage parents to develop bonds with their children. A high percent of them were themselves children of teenage parents and have never experienced appropriate parenting. – Jane Fonda

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parenting

Im trying to break any chain of negative parenting that I might have survived. – Eddie Vedder

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parenting

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If you commit a crime, youre guilty. – Rush Limbaugh

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And I believe that public broadcasting has an important trust with the American people, its an intimate medium of television, and that we can do reading and language development for young children without getting into human sexuality. – Margaret Spellings

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Trust

We have to get control of our borders. You can only do that if you make companies obey the law and not hire undocumented or illegals. They can only do that is if they have a Social Security Card that has biometrics so they know whether the person is legal or not. – Michael Bloomberg

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Ive managed to do movies and still keep a lifestyle where I can go to ballgames, go to a grocery store like everybody else. – Chris Evans

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movies