Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nations highways. – Dennis Miller
Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. – Dennis Miller

Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nations highways. – Dennis Miller
Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. – Dennis Miller
Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live. – Dennis Miller
Just put down 9/11… I think, on most things Im liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things Im kind of conservative on. – Dennis Miller
My grandmother was a kind of Scarsdale, New York, society woman, best known in her day as the author of the 1959 book Growing Your Own Way: An Informal Guide for Teen-Agers – this despite being a person whose parenting style made Joan Crawfords wire hangers look like pool noodles. – Sloane Crosley