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Quote by Groucho Marx
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an i

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? – Groucho Marx

Other quotes by Groucho Marx

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas Ill never know. – Groucho Marx

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Morning
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Groucho Marx
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Is not marriage an open question, when it is alleged, from the beginning of the world, that such as are in the institution wish to get out, and such as are out wish to get in? – Ralph Waldo Emerson, Representative Men, 1850

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Marriage

I was a Christian. I didnt want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26. – Jimmy Carr

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Marriage

Many women cut back what had to be done at home by redefining what the house, the marriage and, sometimes, what the child needs. One woman described a fairly common pattern: I do my half. I do half of his half, and the rest doesnt get done. – Arlie Russell Hochschild

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Marriage

The fact is, I am in my third marriage and I do not believe in divorce. But I was half the problem, I guarantee you. More than half the problem. I couldnt negotiate with the other women. – James Brolin

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Marriage

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Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself. – Milton Friedman

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