Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? – Groucho Marx
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, youve got it made. – Groucho Marx
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? – Groucho Marx
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, youve got it made. – Groucho Marx
No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early. – Groucho Marx
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasnt arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and Im going to be happy in it. – Groucho Marx