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Quote by Groucho Marx
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an i

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? – Groucho Marx

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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasnt arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and Im going to be happy in it. – Groucho Marx

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I was very influenced by the musicals and romantic comedies of the 1930s. I admired Gene Harlow and such, which probably explains why, since the end of my marriage, Ive dated nothing but a succession of blondes. – Hugh Hefner

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The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing — and then marry him. – Cher

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I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep ones wife happy. First, let her think shes having her own way. And second, let her have it. – Lyndon B. Johnson

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Divorce these days is a religious vow, as if the proper offspring of marriage. – Tertullian

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