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Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - W

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen

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Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue. – Woody Allen

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Comedy
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Woody Allen
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A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark. – Woody Allen

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Love :: Relationships
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Woody Allen
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God
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God: a disease we imagine we are cured of because no one dies of it nowadays. – E.M. Cioran, The Trouble with Being Born, 1973

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God

God is bigger than people think. – Jimmy Dean

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God

I try to give to the poor people for love what the rich could get for money. No, I wouldnt touch a leper for a thousand pounds yet I willingly cure him for the love of God. – Mother Teresa

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God

I think God made a woman to be strong and not to be trampled under the feet of men. Ive always felt this way because my mother was a very strong woman, without a husband. – Little Richard

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God

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Im positive and I smile a lot, and Im kind of a banana, but serious work just seems to find me, so Im not going to argue with it. – Mireille Enos

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I think fitness is important. I think a healthy lifestyle is important. I think putting positive energy out there is important and just staying connected with the people. – LL Cool J

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Regrets are the natural property of gray hairs. – Charles Dickens

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