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Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - W

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen

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It is impossible to experience ones death objectively and still carry a tune. – Woody Allen

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Death
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Woody Allen
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As the poet said, Only God can make a tree, probably because its so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen

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God
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I think it pisses God off if you walk by the color purple in a field somewhere and dont notice it. – Alice Walker

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God

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. – Galileo Galilei

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God

Life is Gods novel. Let him write it. – Isaac Bashevis Singer

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God

To place oneself in the position of God is painful: being God is equivalent to being tortured. For being God means that one is in harmony with all that is, including the worst. The existence of the worst evils is unimaginable unless God willed them. – Georges Bataille

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God

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When we were together, I loved you deeply and you gave me so much happiness I can never repay you. – Arthur Ashe

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When told the reason for Daylight Saving time the old Indian said, “Only a white man would believe that you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket and sew it to the bottom of a blanket and have a longer blanket.” – Author Unknown

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If you are worried about job security and do not have an adequate emergency fund (ideally eight months worth of living expenses stashed away in a federally insured bank or credit union), you need to focus more on saving money than paying down the balance on your credit cards. – Suze Orman

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I was reading a book… the history of glue – I couldnt put it down. – Tim Vine

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