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Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - W

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen

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Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen

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Maturity
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Woody Allen
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For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. – Woody Allen

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Vacations
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Woody Allen
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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. – Woody Allen

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God
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Woody Allen
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God
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I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. – Georg Trakl

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God

When you believe in God, youve got to believe in the all-powerful God. Hes not just God, Hes the all-powerful God and He has total control over everyones life. The Devil, on the other hand, is a real character thats trying his hardest to tear your life apart. – Alice Cooper

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God

God expects but one thing of you, and that is that you should come out of yourself in so far as you are a created being made and let God be God in you. – Meister Eckhart

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God

If you talk to God, you are praying If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia. – Thomas Szasz

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God

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Only a mediocre person is always at his best. – W. Somerset Maugham

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best

Its true, theres a lot of melancholy in my music. I dont know why, Im not a melancholy person. Ive always been drawn to it. Ever since I was a kid, if I had an album I would play the ballads on repeat. – Norah Jones

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Music

I dont act, I dont direct, I dont design. – Tom Stoppard

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design

Every time I write something, I think, this is the most offensive thing I will ever write. But no. I always surprise myself. – Chuck Palahniuk

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Time