Woody Allen's Quote - Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – W

Quote by Woody Allen

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - W

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen

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If my films dont show a profit, I know Im doing something right. – Woody Allen

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Sex relieves tension â€” love causes it. – Woody Allen

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Life doesnt imitate art, it imitates bad television. – Woody Allen

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