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Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - W

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen

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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. – Woody Allen

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I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen. – Martin Luther

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God is not a hypothesis derived from logical assumptions, but an immediate insight, self-evident as light. He is not something to be sought in the darkness with the light of reason. He is the light. – Abraham Joshua Heschel

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God hangs the greatest weights upon the smallest wires. – Francis Bacon

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Out of chaos God made a world, and out of high passions comes a people. – Lord Byron

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