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Quote by Woody Allen
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - W

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen

Other quotes by Woody Allen

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue. – Woody Allen

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Comedy
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Woody Allen
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I dont want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. – Woody Allen

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work
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Woody Allen
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Other Quotes from
God
category

I am Gods vessel. But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. – Kanye West

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God

I dont believe in God, but Im afraid of Him. – Gabriel Garcia Marquez

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God

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron. – Lee Trevino

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God

When we put our cares in His hands, He puts His peace in our hearts. – Author Unknown

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God

Random Quotes

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. – Anon.

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Opportunity

Chocolate, men, coffee – some things are better rich. – Anon.

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Coffee (or Tea)

My Daddy liked physical fitness and wanted me to be a prizefighter. – Judy Johnson

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fitness

The bagel, an unsweetened doughnut with rigor mortis. – Beatrice & Ira Freeman

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Food