Quote by Woody Allen
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - W

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen

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I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen

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Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen

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God may forgive your sins, but your nervous system wont. – Alfred Korzybski

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If I were to say, God, why me? about the bad things, then I should have said, God, why me? about the good things that happened in my life. – Arthur Ashe

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Every knee will bend before me, and every tongue shall give glory to God. – Jesus Christ

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When you believe in God, youve got to believe in the all-powerful God. Hes not just God, Hes the all-powerful God and He has total control over everyones life. The Devil, on the other hand, is a real character thats trying his hardest to tear your life apart. – Alice Cooper

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I have written a memoir here and there, and that takes its own form of selfishness and courage. However, generally speaking, I have no interest in writing about my own life or intruding in the privacy of those around me. – Peter Carey

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Deeply earnest and thoughtful people stand on shaky footing with the public. – Johann von Goethe

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Forgiveness is the giving, and so the receiving, of life. – George MacDonald

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