Quote by Woody Allen
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - W

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen

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All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. – Tennessee Williams

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If the grace of God miraculously operates, it probably operates through the subliminal door. – William James

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I used to think like Moses. That knocked me down for a couple years and put me in prison. Then I start thinking like Job. Job waited and became the wealthiest and richest man ever cause he believed in God. – James Brown

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Where can we go to find God if we cannot see Him in our own hearts and in every living being. – Swami Vivekananda

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I still have great faith in what is good and right in all of us. – Marvin Hamlisch

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