Quote by Woody Allen
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - W

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen

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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen

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Those who believe that they believe in God, but without passion in their hearts, without anguish in mind, without uncertainty, without doubt, without an element of despair even in their consolation, believe in the God idea, not God himself. – Miguel de Unamuno

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He who builds a masjid in the way of Allah, God will build a house for him in the paradise. – Abu Bakr

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But men must know, that in this theatre of mans life it is reserved only for God and angels to be lookers on. – Francis Bacon

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I cant prove it scientifically, that theres a God, but I believe. – Billy Graham

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Only God can look at somebodys heart. – Joel Osteen

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Common Sense is that which judges the things given to it by other senses. – Leonardo DaVinci

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Diplomacy, n. is the art of letting somebody else have your way. – David Frost

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The aesthetic of architecture has to be rooted in a broader idea about human activities like walking, relaxing and communicating. Architecture thinks about how these activities can be given added value. – Thom Mayne

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