Quote by Woody Allen
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - W

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen

Other quotes by Woody Allen

A Bay Area Bisexual told me I didnt quite coincide with either of her desires. – Woody Allen

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Sex
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. – Woody Allen

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Food
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God
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Those whom God wishes to destroy, he first makes mad. – Euripides

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God

O that unbelievers would learn of faithful Abraham, and believe whatever is revealed from God, though they cannot fully comprehend it! Abraham knew God commanded him to offer up his son, and therefore believed, notwithstanding carnal reasoning might suggest may objections. – George Whitefield

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If you want to find God, hang out in the space between your thoughts. – Alan Cohen

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War is Gods way of teaching Americans geography. – Ambrose Bierce

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Only the educated are free. – Epictetus

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motivational

It was God who made me so beautiful. If I werent, then Id be a teacher. – Linda Evangelista

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teacher

You are my sonshine. – Author Unknown

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Sons

Thus if the First Amendment means anything in this field, it must allow protests even against the moral code that the standard of the day sets for the community. In other words, literature should not be suppressed merely because it offends the moral code of the censor. – William O. Douglas

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Protest