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Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - W

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen

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Right now its only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. – Woody Allen

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In my country of South Africa, we struggled for years against the evil system of apartheid that divided human beings, children of the same God, by racial classification and then denied many of them fundamental human rights. – Desmond Tutu

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I am Gods vessel. But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. – Kanye West

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God is not what you imagine or what you think you understand. If you understand you have failed. – Saint Augustine

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Remember this. When people choose to withdraw far from a fire, the fire continues to give warmth, but they grow cold. When people choose to withdraw far from light, the light continues to be bright in itself but they are in darkness. This is also the case when people withdraw from God. – Augustine

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