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Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - W

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen

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There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. – Woody Allen

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Vices
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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? – Woody Allen

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God
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I believe God gives you the grace to do what you need to do. – Joel Osteen

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It is not a God, just and good, but a devil, under the name of God, that the Bible describes. – Thomas Paine

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God

An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard one side of the case. God has written all the books. – Samuel Butler

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God

If you are not as close to God as you used to be, who moved? – Author Unknown

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If someone loves a flower of which just one example exists among all the millions and millions of stars, that’s enough to make him happy when he looks at the stars. – Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince, 1943, translated from French b

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Happiness

Happiness exists on earth, and it is won through prudent exercise of reason, knowledge of the harmony of the universe, and constant practice of generosity. – Jose Marti

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I knew that there were several, among African-American leaders, who had been put out by me because of my failure or reluctance to endorse Sen. Kerry. – Rodney Alexander

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We mourn the transitory things and fret under the yoke of the immutable ones. – Paul Eldridge

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