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Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - W

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen

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What if nothing exists and were all in somebodys dream? Or whats worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? – Woody Allen

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Dreams
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When we lose twenty pounds… we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty. – Woody Allen

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I dont believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen

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Death
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God often visits us, but most of the time we are not at home. – Joseph Roux, Meditations of a Parish Priest, translated from French by Isabel F.

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We are all gifted, but we have to discover the gift, uncover the gift, nurture and develop the gift and use it for the Glory of God and for the liberation struggle of our people. – Louis Farrakhan

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I will thank God for the day and the moment I have. – Jim Valvano

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Man is Gods highest present development. He is the latest thing in God. – Samuel Butler

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Music makes your soul feel amazing while youre performing it. – Bijou Phillips

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In the year since we brought things into the open with a clean breath of fresh air at City Hall, we have learned about corrupt spending practices and unethical conflicts of interest that waste your money… and keep Dallas from being the great city of our dreams. – Laura Miller

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