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Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - W

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen

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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. – Woody Allen

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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. – Woody Allen

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To you Im an atheist to God, Im the Loyal Opposition. – Woody Allen

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Because one doesnt like the way things are is no reason to be unjust towards God. – Victor Hugo

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God can never be a definition. He is more than even the entirety of the dictionary. – Terri Guillemets

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God will prepare everything for our perfect happiness in heaven, and if it takes my dog being there, I believe hell be there. – Billy Graham

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