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Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - W

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen

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Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen

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Maturity
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Woody Allen
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I am not afraid of death, I just dont want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen

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Death
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Woody Allen
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It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies. – Woody Allen

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Crime
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If you have not chosen the Kingdom of God first, it will in the end make no difference what you have chosen instead. – William Law

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When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself. – Peter OToole

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God

After I set out to refute Christianity intellectually and couldnt, I came to the conclusion the Bible was true and Jesus Christ was Gods Son. – Josh McDowell

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God

God is a circle whose centre is everywhere and circumference nowhere. – Timaeus of Locri

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God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage. – Proverb

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My favorite traditional Christmas movie that I like to watch is All Quiet on the Western Front. Its just not December without that movie in my house. – Tom Hanks

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God gives talent. Work transforms talent into genius. – Anna Pavlova

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My father used to say superior people never make long visits. – Marianne Moore

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Superiority