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Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - W

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen

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Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful — provided you get between the right man and the right woman. – Woody Allen

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Some people talk about finding God — as if He could get lost. – Author Unknown

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To you Im an atheist to God, Im the Loyal Opposition. – Woody Allen

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God is not upset that Gandhi was not a Christian, because God is not a Christian! All of Gods children and their different faiths help us to realize the immensity of God. – Desmond Tutu

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Before me, even as behind, God is, and all is well. – John Greenleaf Whittier

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Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants. – Kevin James

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Listen friends, you have to face the truth: You are never going to be rich… The system is rigged in favor of the few, and your name is not among them, not now and not ever. – Michael Moore

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Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. – Winston Churchill

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My hope still is to leave the world a bit better than when I got here. – Jim Henson

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