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Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - W

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen

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A Bay Area Bisexual told me I didnt quite coincide with either of her desires. – Woody Allen

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Sex
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Woody Allen
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A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark. – Woody Allen

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Love :: Relationships
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Woody Allen
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For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. – Woody Allen

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Vacations
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God
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The reproduction of mankind is a great marvel and mystery. Had God consulted me in the matter, I should have advised him to continue the generation of the species by fashioning them out of clay. – Martin Luther

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God

God, to me, it seems, is a verb not a noun, proper or improper. – R. Buckminster Fuller

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God

Healing rain is a real touch from God. It could be physical healing or emotional or whatever. – Michael W. Smith

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God

God is like the sun. When the sun shines, it shines for everyone. God is for everyone. – Ziggy Marley

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God

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May the birdies always land at your feet. – Badminton saying

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Even in the beginning, when we knew there was a legal argument about how much our song sounds like his song, as one songwriter to another, I wasnt sure that Cat Stevens would take that as bad. – Wayne Coyne

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As a matter of fact, when compression technology came along, we thought the future in 1996 was about voice. We got it wrong. It is about voice, video, and data, and that is what we have today on these cell phones. – Steve Buyer

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Every one who has a heart, however ignorant of architecture he may be, feels the transcendent beauty and poetry of the mediaeval churches. – Goldwin Smith

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