Quote by Woody Allen
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - W

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen

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There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. – Woody Allen

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Cloquet hated reality but realized it was still the only place to get a good steak. – Woody Allen

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All God wants of man is a peaceful heart. – Meister Eckhart

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I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse. – Charles V

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We learn by practice. Whether it means to learn to dance by practicing dancing or to learn to live by practicing living, the principles are the same. One becomes in some area an athlete of God. – Martha Graham

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God is ever present. Hes in every breath, in every step. Hes here, always, always. – Jill Scott

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I just think that the collective experience of going to see a film is something you cant recreate. – Daniel Craig

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