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Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - W

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen

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His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. – Woody Allen

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Do not let your hearts be troubled. Trust in God trust also in me. – Jesus Christ

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All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring. – Chuck Palahniuk

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We ought to fly away from earth to heaven as quickly as we can and to fly away is to become like God, as far as this is possible and to become like him is to become holy, just, and wise. – Plato

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