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Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - W

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen

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For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. – Woody Allen

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Vacations
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Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and shed come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen

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Home
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I like people and I like them to like me, but I wear my heart where God put it, on the inside. – F. Scott Fitzgerald

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If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated. – Voltaire

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God

Our society strives to avoid any possibility of offending anyone – except God. – Billy Graham

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I used to think like Moses. That knocked me down for a couple years and put me in prison. Then I start thinking like Job. Job waited and became the wealthiest and richest man ever cause he believed in God. – James Brown

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Love is moral even without legal marriage, but marriage is immoral without love. – Ellen Key

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There is nothing that war has ever achieved that we could not better achieve without it. – Havelock Ellis

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I call architecture frozen music. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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Coffee was a food in that house, not a drink. – Patricia Hampl

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