Im not denyin the women are foolish. God Almighty made em to match the men. – George Eliot Category: God
Yeah, I know Im ugly… I said to a bartender, Make me a zombie. He said God beat me to it. – Rodney Dangerfield Category: God
Every mans dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands. – Jerry Lewis Category: funny
People love talking about when they were young and heard Honky Tonk Women for the first time. Its quite a heavy load to carry on your shoulders, the memories of so many people. – Mick Jagger Category: Women