Quote by Conan OBrien
Officials at the White House are saying that President Bush hasnt

Officials at the White House are saying that President Bush hasnt changed his schedule much since the war started. The main difference, they say, is that hes started watching the news and taping Sponge Bob. – Conan OBrien

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