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The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother — a

The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother — and they’ll settle for a puppy every time. – Winston Pendelton

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Help your brother’s boat across, and your own will reach the shore. – Hindu Proverb

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A friend is a brother who was once a bother. – Author Unknown

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Being pretty on the inside means you don’t hit your brother and you eat all your peas — that’s what my grandma taught me. – Author unknown, attributed to a 7-year-old named Jennie

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