Logo
Quote by Conan OBrien
President Clinton signed a $10 million deal to write a book by 200

President Clinton signed a $10 million deal to write a book by 2003. Isnt that amazing? Yes, and get this, not only that, President Bush signed a $10 million deal to read a book by 2003. – Conan OBrien

Other quotes by Conan OBrien

Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California school system, calling it disastrous. Arnold says Californias schools are so bad that its graduates are willing to vote for me. – Conan OBrien

Category:
Graduation
Author
Conan OBrien
Read Quote

Officials at the White House are saying that President Bush hasnt changed his schedule much since the war started. The main difference, they say, is that hes started watching the news and taping Sponge Bob. – Conan OBrien

Category:
War
Author
Conan OBrien
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
amazing
category

You know, its amazing. I dont even have a car, would you believe it? I had a motorbike and it got stolen last year. So Ive got to buy another one of those, I suppose. I can treat myself to that. – Michael Fassbender

Category:
amazing

What do I think of L.A.? Its boring, with some amazing nuggets. Like there are some parts of it that are great, but by and large I think its quite boring. – Jemaine Clement

Category:
amazing

For Around the World in 80 Plates we got to travel all over, having what was like a cross between a culinary competition and races. And in each country we had a chef Ambassador. We went to London, Barcelona, Bologna, Hong Kong, Thailand, Morocco… It was amazing. – Curtis Stone

Category:
amazing

I think Damien Hirst is hilarious. And I think hes a true artist. Hes not hilarious first I think he is a real artist, and I also think hes got an amazing sense of humor. – Jemima Kirke

Category:
amazing

Random Quotes

Right now, we have no possibility of politics because we have a one-party state. – Todd Gitlin

Category:
Politics

Ive always loved the old epics that tell a simple emotional story, whether its the tumultuous relationship between Rhett and Scarlett or Lawrence of Arabias passion to get lost in a faraway place. – Baz Luhrmann

Category:
relationship

For me, Barack Obamas election was a milestone of the most extraordinary kind. On the day he was elected I felt such hope in my heart. I thought we were seeing the beginning of a new era of equal opportunity across race and gender such as America had never known before. – Jesse Jackson

Category:
Hope

Todays opportunities erase yesterdays failures. – Gene Brown

Category:
Opportunity