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Quote by Erma Bombeck
I havent trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs

I havent trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. Ive never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck

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car
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As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am. – Erma Bombeck

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Age
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I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it. – Erma Bombeck

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Life is very interesting… in the end, some of your greatest pains, become your greatest strengths. – Drew Barrymore

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Life is all memory, except for the one present moment that goes by you so quickly you hardly catch it going. – Tennessee Williams

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Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week. – Joseph Addison

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Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them. – Charlie Sheen

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A discipline I have observed is an attitude of love and reverence to people. – Bessie Head

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It is not the going out of port, but the coming in, that determines the success of a voyage. – Henry Ward Beecher

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Id like to think Im a great teacher. – Gordon Ramsay

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Having achieved my own dreams, I want to give to kids who are less fortunate, who struggle with everyday obstacles. I want to give them something positive in their lives: support. – Kristi Yamaguchi

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