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I havent trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs

I havent trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. Ive never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex. – Erma Bombeck

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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. – Erma Bombeck

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Sometimes, I feel like one who is on the sidelines, who has missed life itself. – Nelson Mandela

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Money isnt the most important thing in life, but its reasonably close to oxygen on the gotta have it scale. – Zig Ziglar

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Two such as you with such a master speed, cannot be parted nor be swept away, from one another once you are agreed, that life is only life forevermore, together wing to wing and oar to oar. – Robert Frost

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You use your money to buy privacy because during most of your life you arent allowed to be normal. – Johnny Depp

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