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Quote by Erma Bombeck
I havent trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs

I havent trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. Ive never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex. – Erma Bombeck

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Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. Youre not out of it until the computer says youre out of it. – Erma Bombeck

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We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings. – Erma Bombeck

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I have so much chaos in my life, its become normal. You become used to it. You have to just relax, calm down, take a deep breath and try to see how you can make things work rather than complain about how theyre wrong. – Tom Welling

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Your life is the fruit of your own doing. You have no one to blame but yourself. – Joseph Campbell

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When I chased after money, I never had enough. When I got my life on purpose and focused on giving of myself and everything that arrived into my life, then I was prosperous. – Wayne Dyer

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Life begins at the end of your comfort zone. – Neale Donald Walsch

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It is necessary for him who lays out a state and arranges laws for it to presuppose that all men are evil and that they are always going to act according to the wickedness of their spirits whenever they have free scope. – Niccolo Machiavelli

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I was very much into buying contemporary art, but Ive just decided I want to get rid of it all. Not that its not great art, but all of a sudden my mood has changed, and I want to go back to seventeenth- and eighteenth-century masters. – Sylvester Stallone

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The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. – William Shakespeare, Othello

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Those who are believed to be most abject and humble are usually most ambitious and envious. – Baruch Spinoza

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