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Quote by Erma Bombeck
I havent trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs

I havent trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. Ive never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck

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Teenagers
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Erma Bombeck
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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. – Erma Bombeck

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Running
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If you find someone you love in your life, then hang on to that love. – Princess Diana

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What we play is life. – Louis Armstrong

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Life has no auto-settings. No batteries. You gots to wind it up! – Jeb Dickerson, jebdickerson.com

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My favorite things in life dont cost any money. Its really clear that the most precious resource we all have is time. – Steve Jobs

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I never make the mistake of arguing with people for whose opinions I have no respect. – Edward Gibbon

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I cannot swallow whole the view of Lincoln as the Great Emancipator. – Barack Obama

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By the rude bridge that arched the flood,
Their flag to Aprils breeze unfurled,
Here once the embattled farmers stood,
And fired the shot heard round the world. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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