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Quote by Erma Bombeck
I havent trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs

I havent trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. Ive never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. – Erma Bombeck

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Erma Bombeck
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Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. – Erma Bombeck

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There is a time early in life when there seem to be countless reasons for happiness, and then you discover your mom is making them up. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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The tragedy of life is not so much what men suffer, but rather what they miss. – Thomas Carlyle

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I challenge you to make your life a masterpiece. I challenge you to join the ranks of those people who live what they teach, who walk their talk. – Tony Robbins

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I remember a specific moment, watching my grandmother hang the clothes on the line, and her saying to me, you are going to have to learn to do this, and me being in that space of awareness and knowing that my life would not be the same as my grandmothers life. – Oprah Winfrey

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Hypocrisy can afford to be magnificent in its promises, for never intending to go beyond promise, it costs nothing. – Edmund Burke

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A river never beats its head against obstacles. It always goes around, and it always gets to the sea. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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