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Quote by Erma Bombeck
I havent trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs

I havent trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. Ive never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

My type of humor is almost pure identification. A housewife reads my column and says, But thats happened to ME! I know just what shes talking about! – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Women
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Erma Bombeck
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Housework
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Erma Bombeck
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If there is only one thing in my life that I am proud of, its that Ive never been a kept woman. – Marilyn Monroe

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All my life Ive looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time. – Ernest Hemingway

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Wrong life cannot be lived rightly. – Theodor Adorno

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Life

The whole secret of life is to be interested in one thing profoundly and in a thousand things well. – Horace Walpole

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