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Quote by Erma Bombeck
I havent trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs

I havent trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. Ive never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex. – Erma Bombeck

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Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. Its too controversial. – Erma Bombeck

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Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. – Erma Bombeck

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