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I havent trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs

I havent trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. Ive never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex. – Erma Bombeck

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My theory on housework is, if the item doesnt multiply, smell, catch on fire or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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Housework
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Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments. – Erma Bombeck

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car
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If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud. – Emile Zola

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There is no force like success, and that is why the individual makes all effort to surround himself throughout life with the evidence of it as of the individual, so should it be of the nation. – Marcus Garvey

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Opportunities to find deeper powers within ourselves come when life seems most challenging. – Joseph Campbell

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To live with the conscious knowledge of the shadow of uncertainty, with the knowledge that disaster or tragedy could strike at any time; to be afraid and to know and acknowledge your fear, and still to live creatively and with unstinting love: that is to live with grace. – Peter Henry Abrahams

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Hot chocolate is like a hug from the inside. – Violet Sueno

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Give a child love, laughter and peace, not AIDS. – Nelson Mandela

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But I owe something to Vincent, and that is, in the consciousness of having been useful to him, the confirmation of my own original ideas about painting. And also, at difficult moments, the remembrance that one finds others unhappier than oneself. – Paul Gauguin

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Theres been a lot of really cool stuff thats happened to me throughout my career, and I remember everything, but I dont think I savored every moment of it like I should have or like I do now. – Joe Nichols

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