Quote by Rita Rudner
I get a lot of return business. I think its all those years I put

I get a lot of return business. I think its all those years I put in traveling around the country people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I dont even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. – Rita Rudner

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parenting
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I love being married. Its so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner

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Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie. – Rita Rudner

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It is very sad for a man to make himself servant to a single thing his manhood all taken out of him by the hydraulic pressure of excessive business. – Theodore Parker

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If you owe the bank $100 thats your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, thats the banks problem. – J. Paul Getty

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Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners. – Fred A. Allen

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If I could create one job in the private sector by helping to grow a business, that would be one more than Congress has created in the last six months. – Evan Bayh

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The thing you fear most has no power. Your fear of it is what has the power. Facing the truth really will set you free. – Oprah Winfrey

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