Quotes by

Drew Carey

But sports photography isnt something you just pick up overnight. You cant do it once a year for fun and expect to do a good job. And I take pride in what I do. – Drew Carey

Theres no way I can justify my salary level, but Im learning to live with it. – Drew Carey

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. If you do, youre screwed. – Drew Carey

Nothings funny about someone whos successful. – Drew Carey

TV is easier: its all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. – Drew Carey

When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games. – Drew Carey

Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event. – Drew Carey

The Marines was a fresh start – that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name. – Drew Carey

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. – Drew Carey

Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test. – Drew Carey

The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head. – Drew Carey