Quote by Josh Billings
Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you

Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland. – Josh Billings

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If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time. – Josh Billings

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I havent got as much money as some folks, but Ive got as much impudence as any of them, and thats the next thing to money. – Josh Billings

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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. – Josh Billings

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The dog is a religious animal. In his savage state he worships the moon and the lights that float upon the waters. These are his gods to whom he appeals at night with long-drawn howls. – Anatole France

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I am not your dog, but if every time you saw me, you gave me a backrub, I would run to greet you, too. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Labradors [are] lousy watchdogs. They usually bark when there is a stranger about, but it is an expression of unmitigated joy at the chance to meet somebody new, not a warning. – Norman Strung

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