Dane Cook's Quote - I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends dont think Im

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I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends dont think Im

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends dont think Im funny. – Dane Cook

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We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments. – Dane Cook

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Im quitting the business today. Im going to open up an appliance store, Ive always really been into toasters. Im giving it all up. – Dane Cook

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My nickname for my mom was The Compass. – Dane Cook

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Its funny – I read that women look to chiseled-faced guys for one-night stands, and to round-faced guys for marriage. When Im rounder in the face, I like to say, This is my long-term look. Or This is my wife-and-kids look right here. – Garrett Hedlund

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Do I have a long-term plan? Kind of. I have a general direction, I think. But its funny what comes down the pike. – Jeff Bridges

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We are supposed to enjoy the good stuff now, while we can, with the people we love. Life has a funny way of teaching us that lesson over and over again. – Sheena Easton

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Its funny, when bands or younger musicians ask me: So, what does it take to make it? Well, first explain to me what you mean by making it: Do you want to be a rock star or do you want music to be your livelihood? – Eddie Van Halen

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Unrest of spirit is a mark of life. – Karl A. Menninger

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