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I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends dont think Im

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends dont think Im funny. – Dane Cook

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Im glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere. – Dane Cook

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Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there. – Dane Cook

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In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak. – Dane Cook

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I got a lot of support from my parents. Thats the one thing I always appreciated. They didnt tell me I was being stupid they told me I was being funny. – Jim Carrey

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Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody elses expense. And I find that thats just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody elses feelings. – Ellen DeGeneres

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The word Spanx was funny. It made people laugh. No one ever forgot it. – Sara Blakely

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