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I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends dont think Im

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends dont think Im funny. – Dane Cook

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I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies. – Dane Cook

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Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there. – Dane Cook

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