Quote by Dane Cook
I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends dont think Im

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends dont think Im funny. – Dane Cook

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Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. Hell come to a lot of my shows. Its not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince. – Dane Cook

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Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If its a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed. – Neil Gaiman

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Im an off-road racecar driver. And I think every woman in my life has told me thats not a sensible hobby. But when I was growing, even more than I wanted to be funny, I wanted to be a racecar driver. Thats all I thought about. I worked for a race team when I was 15 and I traveled with them. – Dax Shepard

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When human judgment and big data intersect there are some funny things that happen. – Nate Silver

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Dont remember me as too nice or beautiful or funny, because then youll be disappointed. – Celia Johnson

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The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. – Joseph Addison

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We have to understand how the extremists got the way they are. Without that kind of understanding, wed never really get to know them. I put in nothing about their childhoods. But what I have put in is stuff about the weird symbiotic relationship between us and them. – Jon Ronson

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I cant believe that God plays dice with the universe. – Albert Einstein

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. – H. L. Mencken

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