Quote by Dennis Miller
Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell

Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and whats more life-affirming than cold, hard cash? – Dennis Miller

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