Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and whats more life-affirming than cold, hard cash? – Dennis Miller
Born again?! No, Im not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time. – Dennis Miller
Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. – Dennis Miller
Whats so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. Its like a shock and aw shucks campaign. – Dennis Miller