Quote by Dennis Miller
Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell

Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and whats more life-affirming than cold, hard cash? – Dennis Miller

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Whats so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. Its like a shock and aw shucks campaign. – Dennis Miller

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Just put down 9/11… I think, on most things Im liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things Im kind of conservative on. – Dennis Miller

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The American education system couldnt be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood. – Dennis Miller

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Do not choose your wife at a dance, but in the field among the harvesters. – Proverb

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I didnt think marriage worked. I thought everybody who was married was secretly miserable – that it was something they just put up with for their children. – Salma Hayek

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You have to work for everything. Marriage should not be any different. – Bethenny Frankel

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Adultery is the application of democracy to love. – Henry Louis Mencken, “Sententiae,” A Book of Burlesques, 1920

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