Quote by Dennis Miller
Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell

Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and whats more life-affirming than cold, hard cash? – Dennis Miller

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The American education system couldnt be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood. – Dennis Miller

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My parents marriage was very rocky. They were always arguing. When they split up when I was in my 20s, my brother and I were both delighted because we knew they werent good for each other. – Gail Porter

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Well I dont know that Im okay any more than anyone else is okay, I lead a happy life and a very full one – I have a happy marriage and my kids are all cheerful, and no one is finding fault with me, personally. – L. Ron Hubbard

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I used to have a theory actually that, if youve had a good childhood, a good marriage and a little bit of money in the bank, youre going to make a lousy comedian. – David Steinberg

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