Quote by Erma Bombeck
Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile

Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck

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Teenagers
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – Erma Bombeck

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Birthday
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Other Quotes from
car
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Growing up in the Midwest, people dont drive Porsches and Ferraris. They drive Fords and Chevys. And so even if you have the opportunity to buy a more expensive car, it doesnt occur to you because its not what you relate to. – Luke Perry

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car

I had more clothes than I had closets, more cars than garage space, but no money. – Sammy Davis, Jr.

Category:
car

My boyfriend keeps telling me Ive got to own things. So, first I bought this car. And then he told me I oughta get a house. Why a house? Well, you gotta have a place to park the car. – Julia Roberts

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car

My definition of a redundancy is an air-bag in a politicians car. – Larry Hagman

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car

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Modern man is one who drives a mortgaged car over a bond financed highway on credit card gas! – Cy N. Peace, 1957

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Men do change, and change comes like a little wind that ruffles the curtains at dawn, and it comes like the stealthy perfume of wildflowers hidden in the grass. – John Steinbeck

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We must have a theme, a goal, a purpose in our lives. If you don – Mary Kay Ash

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