Men mourn for what they have lost women for what they aint got. – Josh Billings
A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. – Josh Billings

Men mourn for what they have lost women for what they aint got. – Josh Billings
A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. – Josh Billings
There is a significant Latin proverb; to wit: Who will guard the guards? – Josh Billings
It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash. – Josh Billings