Men mourn for what they have lost women for what they aint got. – Josh Billings
A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. – Josh Billings

Men mourn for what they have lost women for what they aint got. – Josh Billings
A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. – Josh Billings
Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. – Josh Billings