I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. – Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. – Groucho Marx
Everyone who achieves success in a great venture, solves each problem as they came to it. They helped themselves. And they were helped through powers known and unknown to them at the time they set out on their voyage. They keep going regardless of the obstacles they met. – W. Clement Stone