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Quote by Groucho Marx
I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody

I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. – Groucho Marx

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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, youve got it made. – Groucho Marx

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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas Ill never know. – Groucho Marx

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Few people have the wisdom to prefer the criticism that would do them good, to the praise that deceives them. – Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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For most Americans, Friday afternoons are filled with positive anticipation of the weekend. In Washington, its where government officials dump stories they want to bury. Good news gets dropped on Monday so bureaucrats can talk about it all week. – John Sununu

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Our intentions may be very good, but, because the intelligence is limited, the action may turn out to be a mistake – a mistake, but not necessarily a sin, for sin comes out of a wrong intention. – E. Stanley Jones

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