I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. – Groucho Marx
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasnt arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and Im going to be happy in it. – Groucho Marx
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. – Groucho Marx
You built a factory out there, good for you. But I want to be clear. You moved your goods to market on the roads that the rest of us paid for. You hired workers that the rest of us paid to educate. You were safe in your factory because of police forces and fire forces that the rest of us paid for. – Elizabeth Warren