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Quote by Groucho Marx
I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody

I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. – Groucho Marx

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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx

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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas Ill never know. – Groucho Marx

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Bad times have a scientific value. These are occasions a good learner would not miss. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Our intentions may be very good, but, because the intelligence is limited, the action may turn out to be a mistake – a mistake, but not necessarily a sin, for sin comes out of a wrong intention. – E. Stanley Jones

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The evil that men do lives after them the good is oft interred with their bones. – William Shakespeare

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A bad man is the sort who weeps every time he speaks of a good woman. – H. L. Mencken

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