I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. – Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx
Well, Art is Art, isnt it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know. – Groucho Marx