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Quote by Groucho Marx
I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody

I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. – Groucho Marx

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Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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Dogs
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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx

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funny
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, youve got it made. – Groucho Marx

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Life
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We seldom find any person of good sense, except those who share our opinions. – Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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It is the mark of a good action that it appears inevitable in retrospect. – Robert Louis Stevenson

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good

There is an idea abroad among moral people that they should make their neighbors good. One person I have to make good: Myself. But my duty to my neighbor is much more nearly expressed by saying that I have to make him happy if I may. – Robert Louis Stevenson

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good

All Im trying to do is survive and make good out of the dirty, nasty, unbelievable lifestyle that they gave me. – Tupac Shakur

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A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in. – Robert Orben

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My past is my wisdom to use today… my future is my wisdom yet to experience. Be in the present because that is where life resides. – Gene Oliver

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Future

Paul is Starsky, and I met him before shooting. He was very kind and encouraged us to go with what we wanted to do. It was very sweet to see them back with the car after 25 years. – Ben Stiller

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The ordinary man is an anarchist. He wants to do as he likes. He may want his neighbor to be governed, but he himself doesnt want to be governed. He is mortally afraid of government officials and policemen. – George Bernard Shaw

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