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Quote by Groucho Marx
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. – Groucho Marx

Other quotes by Groucho Marx

I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go into the library and read a good book. – Groucho Marx

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Whether its possible or not, being a doctor, you take an oath. To care for your patient, not to kill them. You take an oath to do things that are proper in the medical world. Not to administer something outside of a hospital setting thats not even your area. – Jermaine Jackson

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Medical

Vaccination is the medical sacrament corresponding to baptism. Whether it is or is not more efficacious I do not know. – Samuel Butler

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Medical

Whenever a doctor cannot do good, he must be kept from doing harm. – Hippocrates

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Never forget that it is not a pneumonia, but a pneumonic man who is your patient. – William Withey Gull

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Edible substances evoke the secretion of thick, concentrated saliva. Why? The answer, obviously, is that this enables the mass of food to pass smoothly through the tube leading from the mouth into the stomach. – Ivan Pavlov

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