A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. – Groucho Marx
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. – Groucho Marx
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. – Groucho Marx
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. – Groucho Marx
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. – Groucho Marx