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Quote by Groucho Marx
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. – Groucho Marx

Other quotes by Groucho Marx

Im not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. – Groucho Marx

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Medical
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Groucho Marx
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas Ill never know. – Groucho Marx

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Morning
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Groucho Marx
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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasnt arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and Im going to be happy in it. – Groucho Marx

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power
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Groucho Marx
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Other Quotes from
Medical
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I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. – Betsy Salkind

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Medical

When families save, they can get through emergencies like a bad harvest or a medical emergency. But its more than that. They can also plan for the future, gradually saving up for a small business or for their childrens school tuition. – Jeff Raikes

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Medical

Theres a lot of interest from the medical community on how things develop in microgravity, and the hope, later, that is expected to apply to what the changes are in humans as well. – Linda M. Godwin

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Medical

Observation, Reason, Human Understanding, Courage; these make the physician. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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Medical

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Reading is not a duty, and has consequently no business to be made disagreeable. – Aneurin Bevan

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Whoever said money cant buy happiness simply didnt know where to go shopping. – Bo Derek

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The mosquito is the state bird of New Jersey. – Andy Warhol

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Thoughts have power thoughts are energy. And you can make your world or break it by your own thinking. – Susan Taylor

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