A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. – Groucho Marx
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. – Groucho Marx

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. – Groucho Marx
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. – Groucho Marx
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. – Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx
Mind you, Ive always been a very off-message type of fat broad one who gladly admits she reached the size she is now solely through lack of discipline and love of pleasure, and who rather despises people (except those with proven medical conditions) who pretend that it is generally otherwise. – Julie Burchill