Groucho Marx's Quote - A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. – Groucho

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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. – Groucho Marx

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No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early. – Groucho Marx

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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. – Groucho Marx

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I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt. – Groucho Marx

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I founded a launch company called International Microspace when I graduated medical school in 1989. We were trying to build a microsatellite launcher. – Peter Diamandis

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All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. Youd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men. – Isaac Asimov

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My diminished girth, in tailor phraseology, was hardly conceivable even by my own friends, or my respected medical adviser, until I put on my former clothing, over what I now wear, which is a thoroughly convincing proof of the remarkable change. – William Banting

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A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. – Author unknown

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The great Creator to revere
Must sure become the creature;
But still the preaching cant forbear,
And evn the rigid feature:
Yet neer with wits profane to range
Be complaisance extended;An atheist laughs a poor exchange
For deity offended. – Robert Burns

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