A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. – Groucho Marx
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. – Groucho Marx

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. – Groucho Marx
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. – Groucho Marx
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. – Groucho Marx
It isnt necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy. – Groucho Marx