Quote by Groucho Marx
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. – Groucho Marx

Other quotes by Groucho Marx

Im not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. – Groucho Marx

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Medical
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas Ill never know. – Groucho Marx

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Morning
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. – Groucho Marx

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Life
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Other Quotes from
Medical
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The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. – James B. Herrick

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Medical

Because of my medical and ideological training, I am accustomed to saying that life is adaptation and symbiosis. – Tabare Vazquez

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Medical

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. – Elbert Hubbard

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Medical

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldnt pay the bill he gave me six months more. – Walter Matthau

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Medical

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One of the greatest moments in anybodys developing experience is when he no longer tries to hide from himself but determines to get acquainted with himself as he really is. – Norman Vincent Peale

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Adventure is what happens when you just did something stupid. – Professor Bernie

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Risk

Theres a lot of great people out here, I just appreciate it and hope everybody has had fun because Ive enjoyed my ride. – Fuzzy Zoeller

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Hope

Goals allow you to control the direction of change in your favor. – Brian Tracy

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