A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. – Groucho Marx
Im not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. – Groucho Marx
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. – Groucho Marx
Im not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. – Groucho Marx
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas Ill never know. – Groucho Marx
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. – Groucho Marx