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Quote by Groucho Marx
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. – Groucho Marx

Other quotes by Groucho Marx

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. – Groucho Marx

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Art
Author
Groucho Marx
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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasnt arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and Im going to be happy in it. – Groucho Marx

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power
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Groucho Marx
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Medical
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The technology used to detect if vehicles are carrying radioactive material is so sensitive it can tell if a person recently received radiation as part of a medical procedure. – Timothy Murphy

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Medical

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldnt pay the bill he gave me six months more. – Walter Matthau

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Medical

Medical debts are the number-one cause of bankruptcy in America. – Barbara Ehrenreich

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Medical

The physicians highest calling, his only calling, is to make sick people healthy – to heal, as it is termed. – Samuel Hahnemann

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Play allows us to develop alternatives to violence and despair…. – Stuart Brown

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For tis not in mere death that men die most. – Elizabeth Barrett Browning

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I later spent… five to eight months in hospitals in New Jersey, always on an involuntary basis, and always attempting a legal argument for release. – John Forbes Nash, Jr.

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