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Quote by Groucho Marx
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. – Groucho Marx

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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. – Groucho Marx

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Groucho Marx
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Whether its possible or not, being a doctor, you take an oath. To care for your patient, not to kill them. You take an oath to do things that are proper in the medical world. Not to administer something outside of a hospital setting thats not even your area. – Jermaine Jackson

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It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. – J.J. Walsh

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If youre so pro-life, do me a favour: dont lock arms and block medical clinics. If youre so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries. – Bill Hicks

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For my convalescence, I had to exercise my voice only with vowels. It is a medical rule after a long loss of voice. – Nana Mouskouri

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