Quote by Groucho Marx
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. – Groucho Marx

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It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. – Groucho Marx

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