I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me. – David Sedaris
What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny. – David Sedaris

I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me. – David Sedaris
What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny. – David Sedaris
I havent got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out. – David Sedaris
When I look at a lot of older stuff that Ive written, I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when you see people trying too hard. – David Sedaris