I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me. – David Sedaris
What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny. – David Sedaris

I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me. – David Sedaris
What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny. – David Sedaris
I tend to show everything I do to my family, to check they wont be offended. – David Sedaris
My family isnt really all that different from anyone elses. Well, maybe theyre a bit more entertaining. – David Sedaris