I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me. – David Sedaris
I tend to show everything I do to my family, to check they wont be offended. – David Sedaris

I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me. – David Sedaris
I tend to show everything I do to my family, to check they wont be offended. – David Sedaris
The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons. – David Sedaris