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Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my

Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts, but the truth is I really like doing them myself. – David Sedaris

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When I look at a lot of older stuff that Ive written, I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when you see people trying too hard. – David Sedaris

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I havent got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out. – David Sedaris

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Tragedy is like strong acid – it dissolves away all but the very gold of truth. – David Herbert Lawrence

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A judgment about life has no meaning except the truth of the one who speaks last, and the mind is at ease only at the moment when everyone is shouting at once and no one can hear a thing. – Georges Bataille

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There is nothing so powerful as truth, and often nothing so strange. – Daniel Webster

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Its essential to tell the truth at all times. This will reduce lifes pain. Lying distorts reality. All forms of distorted thinking must be corrected. – John Bradshaw

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The thing I love about being an actor is the ability to travel and experience new cultures. – Paul Wesley

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So I would say God hates war, but God loves every soldier. – Rick Warren

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