Quote by David Sedaris
Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my

Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts, but the truth is I really like doing them myself. – David Sedaris

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The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons. – David Sedaris

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Humor
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After a few months in my parents basement, I took an apartment near the state university, where I discovered both crystal methamphetamine and conceptual art. Either one of these things are dangerous, but in combination they have the potential to destroy entire civilizations. – David Sedaris

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Art
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If you look for truth, you may find comfort in the end if you look for comfort you will not get either comfort or truth only soft soap and wishful thinking to begin, and in the end, despair. – C. S. Lewis

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Truth

Establishing an equilibrium between the Islam of truth and Islam as an identity is one of the most difficult tasks of religious intellectuals. – Abdolkarim Soroush

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Truth

Betrayal is the only truth that sticks. – Arthur Miller

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Truth

Truth is not a matter of personal viewpoint. – Vernon Howard

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Truth

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There is no way in which to understand the world without first detecting it through the radar-net of our senses. – Diane Ackerman

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To vice, innocence must always seem only a superior kind of chicanery. – Ouida

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Innocence

The influence of blogging is overall a very positive force in the media. – Garrett Graff

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positive

Only the unknown frightens men. But once a man has faced the unknown, that terror becomes the known. – Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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Men