Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts, but the truth is I really like doing them myself. – David Sedaris
What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny. – David Sedaris
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The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons. – David Sedaris
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After a few months in my parents basement, I took an apartment near the state university, where I discovered both crystal methamphetamine and conceptual art. Either one of these things are dangerous, but in combination they have the potential to destroy entire civilizations. – David Sedaris
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