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Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my

Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts, but the truth is I really like doing them myself. – David Sedaris

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I havent got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out. – David Sedaris

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Change
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When I look at a lot of older stuff that Ive written, I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when you see people trying too hard. – David Sedaris

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I love things made out of animals. Its just so funny to think of someone saying, I need a letter opener. I guess Ill have to kill a deer. – David Sedaris

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I dont want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job. – Samuel Goldwyn

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For truth has such a face and such a mien, as to be loved needs only to be seen. – John Dryden

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An unexciting truth may be eclipsed by a thrilling lie. – Aldous Huxley

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One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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