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Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats,

Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. – Fred Allen

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The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen

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California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen

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Religion, you cant a handle on it, you just have to know or not know-people either believe or they dont believe. – Dennis Potter

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Without cultural sanction, most or all our religious beliefs and rituals would fall into the domain of mental disturbance. – John F. Schumaker, Corruption of Reality, Unified Theory of Religion, Hypnosis a

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Just as the Russians and the Soviets didnt manage to wipe out languages in Lithuania, neither have they managed to wipe out religion to the extent that we had feared. – Jeane Kirkpatrick

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Practically speaking, your religion is the story you tell about your life. – Andrew Greeley

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Every good communist should know that political power grows out of the barrel of a gun. – Mao Tse Tung

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Ultimately life is disease, death and oblivion. Its still better than high school. – Dan Savage

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How is it they live in such harmony the billions of stars – when most men can barely go a minute without declaring war in their minds about someone they know. – Thomas Aquinas

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For one who has been honored, dishonor is worse than death. – Bhagavad Gita

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