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Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats,

Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen

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The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen

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funny
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An actors popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match. – Fred Allen

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Success
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I know the Bible is inspired because it inspires me. – Dwight L. Moody

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Religion is never the problem its the people who use it to gain power. – Julian Casablancas

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I am determined that my children shall be brought up in their fathers religion, if they can find out what it is. – Charles Lamb

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A religion can no more afford to degrade its Devil than to degrade its God. – Havelock Ellis

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