Quote by Fred Allen
Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats,

Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. Theyre afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. – Fred Allen

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen

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What the feminists want of me is something they havent examined because it comes from religion. They want me to bear witness. – Doris Lessing

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My life was changed in one breath from God. – Donna Summer

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All human beings have an innate need to hear and tell stories and to have a story to live by. religion, whatever else it has done, has provided one of the main ways of meeting this abiding need. – Harvey Cox

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Wonder is the basis of worship. – Thomas Carlyle

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What has always made a hell on earth has been that man has tried to make it his heaven. – Friedrich Holderlin

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God hides things by putting them all around us. – Author Unknown

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