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Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats,

Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. – Fred Allen

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I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen

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Family
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

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The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen

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Bernard always had a few prayers in the hall and some whiskey afterwards as he was rather pious. – Daisy Ashford

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I dont practise any religion but I am deeply interested in the answers that mankind has come up with to explain the human situation. – Simon Callow

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Religion

Religion supports nobody. It has to be supported. It produces no wheat, no corn; it ploughs no land; it fells no forests. It is a perpetual mendicant. It lives on the labors of others, and then has the arrogance to pretend that it supports the giver. – Robert G. Ingersoll

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Boxing is a celebration of the lost religion of masculinity all the more trenchant for its being lost. – Joyce Carol Oates

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You need to be silly to be funny. – William Shatner

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