Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. – Fred Allen
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The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen
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California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen
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