Quote by Fred Allen
Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats,

Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen

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Graduation
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen

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Humorous
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Other Quotes from
Religion
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More than this, even in those white men who professed religion we found much inconsistency of conduct. They spoke much of spiritual things, while seeking only the material. – Charles Eastman

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Religion

But like a born actor who only really wants to direct, Gingrich has always been unsatisfied with what hes brilliant at. He cant still his hunger to deliver grand pronouncements on life, liberalism, conservatism, religion and whatever else swims into his consciousness. – John Podhoretz

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Religion

The fundamentalists are increasing. People, afraid to oppose those fundamentalists, shut their mouths. It is really very difficult to make people move against a sensitive issue like religion, which is the source of fundamentalism. – Taslima Nasrin

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Religion

One act of obedience is better than one hundred sermons. – Dietrich Bonhoeffer

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Religion

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What we anticipate seldom occurs, what we least expected generally happens. – Benjamin Disraeli

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