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Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats,

Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. – Fred Allen

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The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen

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California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen

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We must respect the other fellows religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. – H. L. Mencken

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No religion has mandated killing others as a requirement for its sustenance or promotion. – Abdul Kalam

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When I was almost 13 I was ripe for religion. I was actually just plain ripe. – Kathie Lee Gifford

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Religion and political expediency go beautifully hand in hand. – Friedrich Durrenmatt

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I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word in reality. This is why right, temporarily defeated, is stronger than evil triumphant. – Martin Luther King, Jr.

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What if Barack Obama established a Presidential Advisory Committee that would meet once every couple of months, bringing together the former presidents for a conference in order to seek their collective wisdom? There is a wealth of experience in former presidents that generally goes untapped. – Tony Campolo

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Of all possible subjects, travel is the most difficult for an artist, as it is the easiest for a journalist. – W. H. Auden

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Governments have never learned anything from history, or acted on principles deducted from it. – Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

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