Quote by Fred Allen
Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats,

Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. – Fred Allen

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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. – Fred Allen

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen

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The marvel of the Bhagavad-Gita is its truly beautiful revelation of lifes wisdom which enables philosophy to blossom into religion. – Herman Hesse

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On the other hand, the Bible contains much that is relevant today, like Noah taking forty days to find a place to park. – Curtis McDougall

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There is no surer sign of decay in a country than to see the rites of religion held in contempt. – Niccolo Machiavelli

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I judge a religion as being good or bad based on whether its adherents become better people as a result of practicing it. – Joe Mullally

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