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Quote by Fred Allen
Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats,

Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen

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Humorous
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Fred Allen
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Everything is for the eye these days — TV, Life, Look, the movies. Nothing is just for the mind. The next generation will have eyeballs as big as cantaloupes and no brain at all. – Fred Allen

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Society
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Fred Allen
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The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen

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Time
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Other Quotes from
Religion
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The United States is not a nation based upon race, creed, or religion – we are a nation based upon our loyalty and allegiance to our country and her principles. – Jim Ryun

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Religion
[R]eligion cannot be given or bought, but must grow as trees grow, needing frost and snow, rain and wind to strengthen it before it is deep-rooted in the soul. – Louisa May Alcott, “Through the Mist,” Work: A Story of Experience, 1873

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Religion

I am a Westerner. Were not going to change the West by going East. The East has a lot to teach us, but essentially its like a mirror, saying, hey, cant you see whats here in your own religion, what are you, stupid? – Matthew Fox

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Religion

Where would Christianity be if Jesus got eight to fifteen years with time off for good behavior? – James Donovan

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Religion

Random Quotes

The easiest way to meet people is to just look like someone who is willing to listen. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Listening

When you cut that eggplant up and you roast it in the oven and you make the tomato sauce and you put it on top, your soul is in that food, and theres something about that that can never be made by a company that has three million employees. – Mario Batali

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Food

Its an important thing to have a relationship with the director, and have it be a positive one. – Trevor Rabin

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positive

The distinctions separating the social classes are false; in the last analysis they rest on force. – Albert Einstein

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Class