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Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats,

Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. – Fred Allen

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen

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The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen

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I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen

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I travel around the world, experiencing every language, every religion… some places where theres just no reason to smile, because their lives are so difficult. – Lionel Richie

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I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ. – Mahatma Gandhi

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Neither the wording of the amendment itself nor common practice challenged the widely held belief that government guaranteed freedom of religion, not freedom from religion. – Linda Chavez

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Science and religion are the two most powerful forces in the world. Having them at odds… is not productive. – E. O. Wilson

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We must use time as a tool, not as a couch. – John F. Kennedy

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Infinity is a floorless room without walls or ceiling. – Author Unknown

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Thats what we do in this country. Thats the American Dream. Thats freedom, and Ill take it any day over the supervision and sanctimony of the central planners. – Paul Ryan

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Outstanding leaders go out of their way to boost the self-esteem of their personnel. If people believe in themselves, its amazing what they can accomplish. – Sam Walton

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