Quote by Fred Allen
Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats,

Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. – Fred Allen

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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen

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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen

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What is normally called religion is what I would tend to call music – participating in music, listening to music, making records and singing. – Will Oldham

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Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet. – Napoleon Bonaparte

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It appears to be in the nature of religion itself to be prejudiced against those who are different. – John Shelby Spong

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A dogma will thrive in soil where the truth could not get root. – Lemuel K. Washburn, Is The Bible Worth Reading And Other Essays

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