Quote by Richard Branson
The funny thing is people wont let me pay for things. Ill be in a

The funny thing is people wont let me pay for things. Ill be in a restaurant and the manager will say, Oh no, its on the house. – Richard Branson

Other quotes by Richard Branson

Im a lad of the 60s. I started a magazine to try and end the Vietnam war, but it was a number of years before I had the profile, the financial resources and the time to do more. – Richard Branson

Category:
War
Read Quote

A business has to be involving, it has to be fun, and it has to exercise your creative instincts. – Richard Branson

Category:
Business
Read Quote

So Ive seen life as one long learning process. And if I see – you know, if I fly on somebody elses airline and find the experience is not a pleasant one, which it wasnt in – 21 years ago, then Id think, well, you know, maybe I can create the kind of airline that Id like to fly on. – Richard Branson

Category:
Experience
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
funny
category

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. – Phyllis Diller

Category:
funny

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie… a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. – George Orwell

Category:
funny

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. – Lewis Black

Category:
funny

Maybe Im delusional but Im usually funny. Its not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average. – Adam Carolla

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

Even for practical purposes theory generally turns out the most important thing in the end. – Oliver Wendell Holmes

Category:
Assumptions

Capitalism without bankruptcy is like Christianity without hell. – Frank Borman

Category:
Capitalism

Yes, we love peace, but we are not willing to take wounds for it, as we are for war. – John Andrew Holmes, Wisdom in Small Doses

Category:
Peace

A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

Category:
Humorous