Quote by Richard Branson
The funny thing is people wont let me pay for things. Ill be in a

The funny thing is people wont let me pay for things. Ill be in a restaurant and the manager will say, Oh no, its on the house. – Richard Branson

Other quotes by Richard Branson

My mother was determined to make us independent. When I was four years old, she stopped the car a few miles from our house and made me find my own way home across the fields. I got hopelessly lost. – Richard Branson

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car
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I never get the accountants in before I start up a business. Its done on gut feeling, especially if I can see that they are taking the mickey out of the consumer. – Richard Branson

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Business
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A business has to be involving, it has to be fun, and it has to exercise your creative instincts. – Richard Branson

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Business
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Comedians dont laugh. Theyre too busy analyzing why its funny or not. – James Lipton

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I like all Jim Carrey films. Theyre really funny. – Rupert Grint

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funny

If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, theyd be off TV. Theyre not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think wed know who she was? – Adam Carolla

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funny

I wear black skinny-fit jeans – I cant get away from them. Its funny because I wore baggy jeans for ages, then one day my friend convinced me to try on a skinny pair and I thought they were great. – Shaun White

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funny

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Waking up with a bad head in the morning is difficult sometimes. – Caroline Corr

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Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves. – Karl Kraus

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When one gets in bed with government, one must expect the diseases it spreads. – Ron Paul

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Government

Id like to work with Justin Bieber. Hes talented and hes so young. I know what hes going through. Ive lived what hes living through right now. Working with him would complete a circle of sorts for me. And he might find it a worthwhile experience himself. – Donny Osmond

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Experience