Quote by Robert Benchley
England and America should scrap cricket and baseball and come up

England and America should scrap cricket and baseball and come up with a new game that they both can play. Like baseball, for example. – Robert Benchley

Other quotes by Robert Benchley

There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory. – Robert Benchley

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Money
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The naturalistic literature of this country has reached such a state that no family of characters is considered true to life which does not include at least two hypochondriacs, one sadist, and one old man who spills food down the front of his vest. – Robert Benchley

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Pro-rated at 500 at-bats a year that means that for two years out of the fourteen I played, I never even touched the ball. – Norm Cash, on his 1,081 strikeouts

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One of the chief duties of the fan is to engage in arguments with the man behind him. This department of the game has been allowed to run down fearfully. – Robert Benchley

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I know a man who is a diamond cutter. He mows the lawn at Yankee Stadium. – Author Unknown

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Baseball is a fun game. It beats working for a living. – Phil Linz

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