Quote by Robert Benchley
England and America should scrap cricket and baseball and come up

England and America should scrap cricket and baseball and come up with a new game that they both can play. Like baseball, for example. – Robert Benchley

Other quotes by Robert Benchley

There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory. – Robert Benchley

Category:
Money
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There is probably no more obnoxious class of citizen, taken end for end, than the returning vacationist. – Robert Benchley

Category:
Vacations
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I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. – Robert Benchley

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funny
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Other Quotes from
Baseball
category

It is well to remember that a Martian observing his first baseball game would be quite correct in concluding that the last two words of the National Anthem are: PLAY BALL! – Herbert H. Paper, in Cincinnati Enquirer, 2 April 1989

Category:
Baseball

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. – Ted Williams

Category:
Baseball

There ought to be some other means of reckoning quality in this the best and loveliest of games; the scoreboard is an ass. – Neville Cardus, A Fourth Innings with Cardus, 1981, referring to cricket

Category:
Baseball

The season starts too early and finishes too late and there are too many games in between. – Bill Veeck

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Baseball

Random Quotes

A good objective of leadership is to help those who are doing poorly to do well and to help those who are doing well to do even better. – Jim Rohn

Category:
good

From the latter weeks of October to Christmas-eve… is the period during which happiness is in season, which, in my judgment, enters the room with the tea-tray… – Thomas De Quincey (1785–1859), Confessions of an English Opium-Eater

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October

The Bee Gees who are brilliant, I just love great music. – Michael Jackson

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great

Ironing boards are a classic example of something I find horrible about modern society: the excitementation, for want of a better word, of mundane things. – Daniel Radcliffe

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Society