Quote by Robert Benchley
England and America should scrap cricket and baseball and come up

England and America should scrap cricket and baseball and come up with a new game that they both can play. Like baseball, for example. – Robert Benchley

Other quotes by Robert Benchley

You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it. – Robert Benchley

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Family
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A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley

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Dogs
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There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory. – Robert Benchley

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Money
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Other Quotes from
Baseball
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I became a good pitcher when I stopped trying to make them miss the ball and started trying to make them hit it. – Sandy Koufax

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Baseball

Watching a spring training game is as exciting as watching a tree form its annual ring. – Jerry Izenberg

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Baseball

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. – Ted Williams

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Baseball

Back then, my idol was Bugs Bunny, because I saw a cartoon of him playing ball — you know, the one where he plays every position himself with nobody else on the field but him? Now that I think of it, Bugs is still my idol. You have to love a ballplayer like that. – Nomar Garciaparra

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Baseball

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For whatever reason, people, including very well-educated people or people otherwise interested in reading, do not read poetry. – Paul Muldoon

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Even the richest soil, if left uncultivated will produce the rankest weeds. – Leonardo da Vinci

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Weeds

Mute though his lips be, yet they still speak. Hushed is his voice, but its echoes of liberty are ringing through the world, and the sons of bondage listen with joy. – Matthew Simpson

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A third ideal that has made its way in the modern world is reliance on reason, especially reason disciplined and enriched by modern science. An eternal basis of human intercommunication is reason. – Emily Greene Balch

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