England and America should scrap cricket and baseball and come up with a new game that they both can play. Like baseball, for example. – Robert Benchley
I know Im drinking myself to a slow death, but then Im in no hurry. – Robert Benchley

England and America should scrap cricket and baseball and come up with a new game that they both can play. Like baseball, for example. – Robert Benchley
I know Im drinking myself to a slow death, but then Im in no hurry. – Robert Benchley
In America there are two classes of travel — first class, and with children. – Robert Benchley
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that a child cannot do much harm one way or another. – Robert Benchley