Quote by Robert Benchley
England and America should scrap cricket and baseball and come up

England and America should scrap cricket and baseball and come up with a new game that they both can play. Like baseball, for example. – Robert Benchley

Other quotes by Robert Benchley

There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory. – Robert Benchley

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I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. – Robert Benchley

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Other Quotes from
Baseball
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It is well to remember that a Martian observing his first baseball game would be quite correct in concluding that the last two words of the National Anthem are: PLAY BALL! – Herbert H. Paper, in Cincinnati Enquirer, 2 April 1989

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Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic. – Robert S. Wieder

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The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. – Bob Uecker

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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks in batting practice. – Casey Stengel, 1967

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