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All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole w

All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, Id be standing on the breadline right in back of J. Edgar Hoover. – Lenny Bruce

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The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds. – Lenny Bruce

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Humor
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A lot of people say to me, Why did you kill Christ? I dunno… it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know. We killed him because he didnt want to become a doctor, thats why we killed him. – Lenny Bruce

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Christianity
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When a chick has a sense of humor, theres nothing more attractive. – Dylan OBrien

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They dont make you pay for the humor. Its up and down, but theyre trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever. – Mike Judge

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There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. – Thomas W. Higginson

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Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothings funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable. – Tom DeLonge

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The church saves sinners, but science seeks to stop their manufacture. – Elbert Hubbard

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The film is not a success until it makes money. Its only good when theres a dollar figure attached to the box office. – John Cusack

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Regarding life, the wisest men of all ages have judged alike: it is worthless. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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I work more now because at this time of my life I am not disturbed from my aim by outside pressures such as family, passionate relationships, dealing with who am I? – those complications when one is searching for ones self. – Jeanne Moreau

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