Maybe Im delusional but Im usually funny. Its not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average. – Adam Carolla
If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, theyd be off TV. Theyre not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think wed know who she was? – Adam Carolla
If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and youll have a good life. – Adam Carolla
I didnt have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age. – Adam Carolla
Islam exhorts men to respect and honor women. The status of the wife is so respected in Islam that it is not obligatory for her to do household chores. She may do them of her own accord. But if her husband forces her to do household work, he will have to account for his conduct in the hereafter. – Anon.
Nevertheless the passions, whether violent or not, should never be so expressed as to reach the point of causing disgust and music, even in situations of the greatest horror, should never be painful to the ear but should flatter and charm it, and thereby always remain music. – Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart