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Maybe Im delusional but Im usually funny. Its not 100% but I have

Maybe Im delusional but Im usually funny. Its not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average. – Adam Carolla

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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, theyd be off TV. Theyre not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think wed know who she was? – Adam Carolla

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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor. – Adam Carolla

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Patriotism
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People look at me, and they go, Youre white, youre smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money. – Adam Carolla

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It is funny that men who are supposed to be scientific cannot get themselves to realise the basic principle of physics, that action and reaction are equal and opposite, that when you persecute people you always rouse them to be strong and stronger. – Gertrude Stein

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The trick is always to write in pairs because if at least two people find it funny, youve immediately halved the odds of it not being funny. – Steve Coogan

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Scream was great for what it was. For a horror film, it was intelligent, it was funny, it took a laugh at itself. – Neve Campbell

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Our records, if you have a dark sense of humor, were funny, but our records werent about comedy. They were about protests, fantasy, confrontation and all that. – Ice Cube

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If the king loves music, there is little wrong in the land. – Mencius

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