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Maybe Im delusional but Im usually funny. Its not 100% but I have

Maybe Im delusional but Im usually funny. Its not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average. – Adam Carolla

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Alls the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way. – Adam Carolla

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I swear my car wont run unless Im picking my nose: At least, Im that superstitious about it, so I dont want to take any chances. – Adam Carolla

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car
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I dont have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other. – Adam Carolla

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The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because Id been up all night inventing the Camcorder. – Al Gore

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When two kids are being completely berserk, and theyre naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where theyre going to be dressed, and theyre going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes. – Louis C. K.

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True silence is the rest of the mind; it is to the spirit what sleep is to the body, nourishment and refreshment. – William Penn

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