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Maybe Im delusional but Im usually funny. Its not 100% but I have

Maybe Im delusional but Im usually funny. Its not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average. – Adam Carolla

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I dont have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other. – Adam Carolla

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Family
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Adam Carolla
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldnt imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If Im gone for six days it feels like too much. – Adam Carolla

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Christmas
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I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when Im upside down. – Mitch Hedberg

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Its funny. People often compare me to other humor essayists. Theyre usually quite nice comparisons I will accept those gladly. But I am always sort of appalled at the idea of being lumped with other, more chick-y female writers. And the truth is probably that neither comparison is accurate. – Sloane Crosley

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Stealing, youll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it. – Mike Judge

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