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Maybe Im delusional but Im usually funny. Its not 100% but I have

Maybe Im delusional but Im usually funny. Its not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average. – Adam Carolla

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I dont have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other. – Adam Carolla

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Family
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People look at me, and they go, Youre white, youre smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money. – Adam Carolla

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Money
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine. – Adam Carolla

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Education
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The token gay character is always so funny and so fantastic. Thats happened a lot. Or theyre often purely victims. – Ezra Miller

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Its so funny, because right now Im very tired and my brains a little dead, I tend to get very focused and serious. So, Im probably coming off a lot more like Scully right now. – Gillian Anderson

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