Quote by Adam Carolla
Maybe Im delusional but Im usually funny. Its not 100% but I have

Maybe Im delusional but Im usually funny. Its not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average. – Adam Carolla

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I didnt have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age. – Adam Carolla

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Age
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Alls the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way. – Adam Carolla

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Government
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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, theyd be off TV. Theyre not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think wed know who she was? – Adam Carolla

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funny
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I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. – Robert Benchley

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If my films make one more person miserable, Ill feel I have done my job. – Woody Allen

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I grew up in a funny way. – Gordon Ramsay

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funny

Its funny how intimate it feels to get a text. – Sophie Ellis Bextor

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funny

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Its not like Im the most famous person in the world. – Ron Silver

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The best place a person can die, is where they die for others. – James M. Barrie

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The strongest influences in my life and my work are always whomever I love. Whomever I love and am with most of the time, or whomever I remember most vividly. I think thats true of everyone, dont you? – Tennessee Williams

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I remember the first time I saw the Smells Like Teen Spirit video. I will never forget that day. I just wanted to see Kurt Cobains face. I had a feeling he was very cute. But, I couldnt see his face. When I finally did see him, he was even cuter than I imagined! – Shakira

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teen