Maybe Im delusional but Im usually funny. Its not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average. – Adam Carolla
I dont have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other. – Adam Carolla

Maybe Im delusional but Im usually funny. Its not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average. – Adam Carolla
I dont have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other. – Adam Carolla
A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing. – Adam Carolla
I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash thats out of this world. Ill give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesnt have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food. – Adam Carolla