Maybe Im delusional but Im usually funny. Its not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average. – Adam Carolla
People look at me, and they go, Youre white, youre smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money. – Adam Carolla
I dont think healthcares a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is. – Adam Carolla
My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine. – Adam Carolla