Quote by Adam Carolla
I dont have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotiona

I dont have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other. – Adam Carolla

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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldnt imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If Im gone for six days it feels like too much. – Adam Carolla

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Christmas
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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, theyd be off TV. Theyre not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think wed know who she was? – Adam Carolla

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funny
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash thats out of this world. Ill give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesnt have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food. – Adam Carolla

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Food
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Short of baseball and my family, it was gaming. And gaming is a $20-million to $200-million multi-year effort. Its an insane, stupid and utterly irresponsible act. But I did it. – Curt Schilling

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In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If its not perfect, thats okay, there are a lot more coming along. – Antonin Scalia

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I love where Im from. I dont live there because of the circumstances, but all my family is there. Its whats inside, its not whats outside that determines the culture and the feeling. – Maria Sharapova

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I think togetherness is a very important ingredient to family life. – Barbara Bush

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The more consistent a father can be or a mentor can be in the persons life and teach them principles of real solid manhood, character, integrity and leadership, the more consistent you can be in the persons life and teach them those things at a younger age, and then the better off theyll be. – Allan Houston

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The doctor asked what my diet was like and I had to sit down and realize its not normal, and hadnt been normal for about 20 years. – Carre Otis

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