The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin. – Honoré de Balzac, The Physiology of Marriage Category: Marriage
Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson Category: car
I think we learn the most from imperfect relationships – things like forgiveness and compassion. – Andrea Thompson Category: Forgiveness
To laughter! The bright coinage of the bank of good will. – Minna Thomas Antrim, A Book of Toasts, 1902 Category: Laughter