Quote by Groucho Marx
The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I wa

The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution – this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths. – Groucho Marx

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx

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Time
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Well, Art is Art, isnt it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know. – Groucho Marx

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The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – its all that matters. – Audrey Hepburn

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Accept responsibility for your life. Know that it is you who will get you where you want to go, no one else. – Les Brown

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Life

How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and strong. Because someday in your life you will have been all of these. – George Washington Carver

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Situated in some nebulous distance I do what I do so that the universal balance of which I am a part may remain a balance. – Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

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Too much coffee. Too much coffee and Gatorade. Its a hell of a mix. If youre ever tired in the morning, just try that mix, and tell me what you think. – Kevin Garnett

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A healthy attitude is contagious but dont wait to catch it from others. Be a carrier. – Tom Stoppard

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Im extremely ambitious. I dont know why people are afraid to say that. I wont sell my soul to the devil, but I do want success and I dont think thats bad. – Jada Pinkett Smith

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I mean, you always want everybody to pat you on the back and tell you youre wonderful every time you do something I think thats human nature. – David Duchovny

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