Quote by Groucho Marx
The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I wa

The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution – this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths. – Groucho Marx

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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, youve got it made. – Groucho Marx

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It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. – Groucho Marx

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Sometimes you trust someone who turns out not to be honest. There are a lot of things that happen in life that dont turn out the way youre given the impression that they will. And I think thats all kind of a con. But I think weve probably all been hurt. – Sigourney Weaver

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Being taken for granted can be a compliment. It means that youve become a comfortable, trusted element in another persons life. – Joyce Brothers

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Life is a lot like jazz… its best when you improvise. – George Gershwin

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The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. – Oscar Wilde

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I have been to the end of the earth,
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I have been to the end of the sky,
I have been to the end of the mountains,
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I tend to show everything I do to my family, to check they wont be offended. – David Sedaris

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We can choose a future where we export more products and outsource fewer jobs. After a decade that was defined by what we bought and borrowed, were getting back to basics, and doing what America has always done best: Were making things again. – Barack Obama

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It is above all by the imagination that we achieve perception and compassion and hope. – Ursula K. Le Guin

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