Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
Im at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In

Im at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, Ive just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. – Rodney Dangerfield

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At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he cant. – Rodney Dangerfield

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To me age is a number, just a number. Who cares? – Jeanne Moreau

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No lying knight or lying priest ever prospered in any age, but especially not in the dark ones. Men prospered then only in following an openly declared purpose, and preaching candidly beloved and trusted creeds. – John Ruskin

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Age merely shows what children we remain. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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