Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
Im at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In

Im at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, Ive just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. – Rodney Dangerfield

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At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he cant. – Rodney Dangerfield

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A girl phoned me the other day and said… Come on over, theres nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Im not busy… a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldnt think my schedule looked so busy. – Garrison Keillor

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The hallmark of our age is the tension between aspirations and sluggish institutions. – John W. Gardner

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Age is the acceptance of a term of years. But maturity is the glory of years. – Martha Graham

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Middle age went by while I was mourning for my lost youth. – Mason Cooley

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