Its tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she wont drink from my glass. – Rodney Dangerfield
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My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive. – Rodney Dangerfield
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I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get. – Rodney Dangerfield
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