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Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
Its tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet

Its tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she wont drink from my glass. – Rodney Dangerfield

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My wifes jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide he exposes himself. – Rodney Dangerfield

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You can never be happily married to another until you get a divorce from yourself. Successful marriage demands a certain death to self. – Jerry McCant

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Marriage to Fernando offered shelter and security, but the shackle was the price Id pay. – Esther Williams

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What Ive learned about marriage: You need to have each others back you have to be a kind of team going through life. – Tom Petty

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Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it. – Helen Rowland

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The God who existed before any religion counts on you to make the oneness of the human family known and celebrated. – Desmond Tutu

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