Its tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she wont drink from my glass. – Rodney Dangerfield
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My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. – Rodney Dangerfield
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When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. – Rodney Dangerfield
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