Quote by Sloane Crosley
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Theres already a marriage clock, a career clock, a biological clock. Sometimes being a woman feels like standing in the lobby of a hotel, looking at the dials depicting every time zone in the world behind the front desk – except they all apply to you, and all at once. – Sloane Crosley

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The hardest thing is spending twelve hours a day accommodating the rest of the world, then going home at night and criticizing it. I would be curious about what Id write if I didnt have to worry about offending. – Sloane Crosley

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Home
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I hope to one day co-sign a lease with another person but, well, it doesnt plague me that I have yet to do so. Put it this way: Ive never had to violently tug at my own pillow at 2 A.M. to get myself to stop snoring. – Sloane Crosley

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Hope
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Brits and Americans have hundreds of different phrases for the same thing. Luckily, its usually a source of amusement rather than frustration. A flashlight by any other name is still a torch. My personal favourite is fairy lights, which we boringly refer to as Christmas lights. – Sloane Crosley

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Christmas
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Civil marriage, like all civil rights provided by the government, must be provided equally to all Americans. – Benjamin Todd Jealous

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When I first started talking about gay marriage, most people in the gay community looked at me as if I was insane or possibly a fascist reactionary. – Andrew Sullivan

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Marriage

A single man has not nearly the value he would have in a state of union. He is an incomplete animal. He resembles the odd half of a pair of scissors. – Benjamin Franklin

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Marriage

I adore the theater and I am a painter. I think the two are made for a marriage of love. I will give all my soul to prove this once more. – Marc Chagall

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Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. – Christopher Isherwood

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I only scream and scratch when somethings only really good or good, I want to be great, or lets go home. – Jeremy Renner

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If I can bring joy into the world, if I can get people to stop thinking about their pain for a moment, or the fact the tomorrow morning theyre going to get up and tell their boss off… then Ill be successful. – Bobby McFerrin

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Morning