If people were meant to pop out of bed, we’d all sleep in toasters. – Author unknown, attributed to Jim Davis

My host at Richmond, yesterday morning, could not sufficiently express his surprise that I intended to venture to walk as far as Oxford, and still farther. He however was so kind as to send his son, a clever little boy, to show me the road leading to Windsor. – Karl Philipp Moritz

The person who doesnt scatter the morning dew will not comb gray hairs. – Hunter S. Thompson