It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. Shes my lady-in-waiting as well. – Kathy Griffin
But if something funny happens, I cant resist. I have to tell the people. – Kathy Griffin
The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably dont know they are. – Kathy Griffin
When I entered high school I was an A-student, but not for long. I wanted the fancy clothes. I wanted to hang out with the guys. I went from being an A-student to a B-student to a C-student, but I didnt care. I was getting the high fives and the low fives and the pats on the back. I was cool. – Benjamin Carson