It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. Shes my lady-in-waiting as well. – Kathy Griffin
The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably dont know they are. – Kathy Griffin
I dont like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV. – Kathy Griffin
The first thing I think about when I wake up most mornings is the fact that Im tired. I have been tired for decades. I am tired in the morning and I am tired while becalmed in the slough of the afternoon, and I am tired in the evening, except right when I try to go to sleep. – Susan Orlean