Jeff Foxworthy's Quote - My grandmas the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put he

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My grandmas the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put he

My grandmas the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and shes doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot! – Jeff Foxworthy

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I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did. – Jeff Foxworthy

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