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My grandmas the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put he

My grandmas the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and shes doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot! – Jeff Foxworthy

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My father-in-law gets up at 5 oclock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I dont know why theres this big rush to do this. – Jeff Foxworthy

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If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy

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If your neighbors think youre a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy

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I listen to KCRW in the car and Pandora radio, which I stream through the stereo from my iPhone. Ive been listening to everything from Caribou to Conway Twitty. If Im going on a longer car ride, Ill download some podcasts. – Sam Trammell

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I dont own a car. – Shepard Smith

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There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything – millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace. – Richard Pryor

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Yes, my grandfather worked with Thomas Edison on the electric car, and he sold electric cars at the 1900 Worlds Fair in Paris. – Al Jardine

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