Jeff Foxworthy's Quote - My grandmas the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put he

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My grandmas the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put he

My grandmas the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and shes doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot! – Jeff Foxworthy

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My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family. – Jeff Foxworthy

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For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on lifes list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors. – Jeff Foxworthy

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Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, thats a bonus, and if you dont, you still wont hate going to work. – Jeff Foxworthy

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Ford used to come to work in a big car with two Admirals flags, on each side of the car. His assistant would be there with his accordion, playing, Hail to the Chief. – Richard Widmark

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Yes, my grandfather worked with Thomas Edison on the electric car, and he sold electric cars at the 1900 Worlds Fair in Paris. – Al Jardine

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