Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? – Frank Moore Colby Category: Humor
A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. – Jessamyn West Category: Humor
I think theres something great and generic about goldfish. Theyre everybodys first pet. – Paul Rudd Category: pet
When I was a kid and got in trouble, Id always say, Mom, Im in trouble. Well, Mom, Im in trouble. – Earl Campbell Category: mom
He was gifted with the sly, sharp instinct for self-preservation that passes for wisdom among the rich. – Evelyn Waugh Category: Wisdom
