George Carlin's Quote - The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all th

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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. – George Carlin

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Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established. – George Carlin

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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and dont have time for all that. – George Carlin

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At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. – George Carlin

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