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Quote by George Carlin
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all th

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. – George Carlin

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You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. – George Carlin

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I love the excess of Christmas. The shopping season that begins in September, the bad pop star recordings of Christmas carols, the decorations that dont know when to come down. – Mo Rocca

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I put the copy of A Christmas Carol that my grandfather had first read to me 60 years ago on my desk, and I began to write. The result, for better or for worse, is the Christmas Spirits. I plan to read it to my grandson. – Whitley Strieber

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Christmas is taken very seriously in this household. I believe in Father Christmas, and theres no way Id do anything to undermine that belief. – Carol Ann Duffy

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One Christmas my father kept our tree up till March. He hated to see it go. I loved that. – Mo Rocca

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