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Quote by George Carlin
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all th

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. – George Carlin

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The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. – George Carlin

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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. – George Carlin

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At Christmas, Its a Wonderful Life makes me cry in exactly the same places every time, even though I know its coming. – Nicholas Lea

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I love all things Christmas. – Samantha Barks

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From the time that I can remember, I worked to make money – either baby-sitting, or one year wrapping gifts at a department store at Christmas, so I could have my own money. – Christie Hefner

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My parents still treat Christmas like Im thirteen years old. – Mike Shinoda

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