George Carlin's Quote - The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all th

Quote by George Carlin

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all th

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. – George Carlin

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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foots hands. – George Carlin

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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. – George Carlin

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Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were having a swan. You get more stuffing. – George Carlin

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First of all, Ive been having a wonderful run of luck with cover albums, songs I didnt write. I had five pop cover albums and two Christmas albums, and they were all very successful. – Barry Manilow

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I was talking to one of my aunties at Christmas and she said she didnt think it was ever in my nature to go against the grain, that I was always a good boy. I think she was right – I did always want to be good. – James McAvoy

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Theres something about a Christmas sweater that will always make me laugh. – Kristen Wiig

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Its more like Christmas, you know, when you get a shot in that looks great and its exactly what you want. Its a great feeling, and theres nothing like it. – Zack Snyder

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Speedy exception is the mother of good fortune. – Proverb

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The recent fascination, I think, reflects the shift in approach by law enforcement officials to embrace technology as wholeheartedly as the rest of the world. – Jeffery Deaver

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A world with a sudden limit on air travel would be tremendously different from the one we live in now. – Charles C. Mann

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God flourished my ministry and my career of creative thinking, communicating and writing back 50 years. – Robert H. Schuller

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