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Quote by George Carlin
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all th

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. – George Carlin

Other quotes by George Carlin

Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were having a swan. You get more stuffing. – George Carlin

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thanksgiving
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Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large. – George Carlin

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Perception
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If its true that our species is alone in the universe, then Id have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. – George Carlin

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Other Quotes from
Christmas
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A lot of sequins for New Years! Red, green, white – I fail at all of that because Im always in black. But for Christmas, I do love wearing cute dresses with tights and a pair of boots. – Ashley Benson

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Christmas

If you pray enough for things, I am proof that they can happen. I feel like a kid on Christmas day now, every day. Its something I have wanted for a long time and I am as happy as anyone to be here. It is great to be back at my first love. – Robbie Fowler

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Christmas

Please to put a nickel, please to put a dime. How petitions trickle in at Christmas time! – Phyllis McGinley

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Christmas

Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart. – Washington Irving

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Christmas

Random Quotes

I am but mad north-north-west: when the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw. – William Shakespeare

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Sanity

Ah, but I was so much older then, Im younger than that now. – Bob Dylan

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Maturity

Borrowers of books — those mutilators of collections, spoilers of the symmetry of shelves, and creators of odd volumes. – Charles Lamb, Essays of Elia, "The Two Races of Men," 1822

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Books

A bachelors life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner. – Francis Bacon

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Life