The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. – George Carlin
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on? – George Carlin
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. – George Carlin
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on? – George Carlin
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. – George Carlin
When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. Im sure it made the work seem that much more urgent. – George Carlin