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Quote by George Carlin
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all th

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. – George Carlin

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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? – George Carlin

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The war in Iraq – if Osama was a Christian – its the Christmas present he never would have expected. – Michael Scheuer

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I think we felt the pressure more at first than this time around. But still you dont want to let anyone down. I never even met Patrick until we had a Christmas party at Ian McKellens house on the first movie and then I didnt see him again until the premiere. – Rebecca Romijn

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Christmas! The very word brings joy to our hearts. No matter how we may dread the rush, the long Christmas lists for gifts and cards to be bought and given — when Christmas Day comes there is still the same warm feeling we had as children, the same warmth that enfolds our hearts and our homes. – Joan Winmill Brown

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We never really had any kind of a Christmas. This is one part where my memory fails me completely. – Frank McCourt

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