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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all th

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. – George Carlin

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You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. – George Carlin

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Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year. – Victor Borge

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