Quote by George Carlin
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all th

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. – George Carlin

Other quotes by George Carlin

Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were having a swan. You get more stuffing. – George Carlin

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thanksgiving
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Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. – George Carlin

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Camping
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Other Quotes from
Christmas
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Actually, my mother and Alfie came for three weeks Christmas vacation and stayed for 21 years. I guess my mother never went back because she was lonely. – Frank McCourt

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Christmas

Christmas is the gentlest, loveliest festival of the revolving year — and yet, for all that, when it speaks, its voice has strong authority. – W.J. Cameron

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Christmas

Online, theres no time. Its always Christmas. – Lewis Black

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Christmas

Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected. – Jimmy Cannon

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Christmas

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