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Quote by George Carlin
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all th

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. – George Carlin

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At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. – George Carlin

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