George Carlin's Quote - The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all th

Quote by George Carlin

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all th

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. – George Carlin

Other quotes by George Carlin

When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. Im sure it made the work seem that much more urgent. – George Carlin

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Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large. – George Carlin

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Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. – George Carlin

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I might do X Factor next year. Its looking good that I wont get the sack at Christmas. – Gary Barlow

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Tax cuts should be for life, not just for Christmas. – George Osborne

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When Christmas bells are swinging above the fields of snow, we hear sweet voices ringing from lands of long ago, and etched on vacant places are half-forgotten faces of friends we used to cherish, and loves we used to know. – Ella Wheeler Wilcox

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In 1934, the American Jewish charities offered to find homes for 300 German refugee children. We were on the SS Washington, bound for New York, Christmas 1934. – Jack Steinberger

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Random Quotes

Thats what keeps me up at three in the morning: Whos looking at reviews of Cabin Boy right now? – Chris Elliott

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More will mean worse. – Martin Amis

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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly until you learn to do it well. – Steve Brown

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My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. – Joan Rivers

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