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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. – Johnny Carson

Other quotes by Johnny Carson

Never continue in a job you dont enjoy. If youre happy in what youre doing, youll like yourself, youll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined. – Johnny Carson

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For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

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Christmas
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Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at Christmas-time. – Laura Ingalls Wilder

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To understand this Christmas record, you have to understand our ministry. – John Tesh

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As long as we know in our hearts what Christmas ought to be, Christmas is. – Eric Sevareid

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From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it. – Katharine Whitehorn

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The wind shows us how close to the edge we are. – Joan Didion

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Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive. – Dalai Lama

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We designed both our state employee health plans and the one we created for low-income Hoosiers as Health Savings Accounts, and now in the tens of thousands these citizens are proving that they are fully capable of making smart, consumerist choices about their own health care. – Mitch Daniels

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