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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. – Johnny Carson

Other quotes by Johnny Carson

Never continue in a job you dont enjoy. If youre happy in what youre doing, youll like yourself, youll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined. – Johnny Carson

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Health
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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. – Johnny Carson

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Marriage
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Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. – Johnny Carson

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Thanksgiving Day
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Other Quotes from
Christmas
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I dont want to see people decorating a house or digging a garden. As for guys like Jonathan Ross, he got an award there last Christmas. What for? He doesnt sing, dance or tell jokes, does he? – Ian St. John

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Christmas

Theres something about a Christmas sweater that will always make me laugh. – Kristen Wiig

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Christmas

Christmas is the gentlest, loveliest festival of the revolving year — and yet, for all that, when it speaks, its voice has strong authority. – W.J. Cameron

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Christmas

The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value. – Charles Dudley Warner

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Christmas

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I dont know what you could say about a day in which you have seen four beautiful sunsets. – John Glenn

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Sunset

My thoughts are that marriage is between a man and a woman. – Benjamin Carson

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I trust the time is coming, when the occupation of an instructor to children will be deemed the most honorable of human employment. – Angelina Grimke

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Trust

The man who cannot believe in himself cannot believe in anything else. The basis of all integrity and character is whatever faith we have in our own integrity. – Roy L. Smith

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Faith