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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. – Johnny Carson

Other quotes by Johnny Carson

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. – Johnny Carson

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Food
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Johnny Carson
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If it werent for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, wed still be eating frozen radio dinners. – Johnny Carson

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funny
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During the holidays, everyone needs a break from studying for exams and Christmas shopping. I wanted to put together a diverse tour that rocks in many musical directions but always points to Christ. – TobyMac

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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. – George Carlin

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Now Im an old Christmas tree, the roots of which have died. They just come along and while the little needles fall off me replace them with medallions. – Orson Welles

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My grandson sees me as Lois on TV every Christmas, and that scores me points. – Margot Kidder

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[T]reating them to ginger-snaps, because it was Christmas Eve. – Edward E. Hale, “They Saw A Great Light: A Christmas Story,” 1873

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There are two things to aim at in life: first, to get what you want; and after that, to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind achieve the second. – Logan Pearsall Smith, Afterthoughts, 1931

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We live for the nights well never remember with the people well never forget. – Anon.

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There is something exciting about being in an environment in which its really cool to be smart. – Freeman A. Hrabowski III

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