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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. – Johnny Carson

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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. – Johnny Carson

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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

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Christmas
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From the time that I can remember, I worked to make money – either baby-sitting, or one year wrapping gifts at a department store at Christmas, so I could have my own money. – Christie Hefner

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I got a guitar when I was about 14, for a Christmas present, and went from there. – Robin Trower

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Christmas

Im so depressed. Christmas is the worst of all. Holidays are terrible, worse than Sundays. I get melancholia. – David O. Selznick

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Actually, my mother and Alfie came for three weeks Christmas vacation and stayed for 21 years. I guess my mother never went back because she was lonely. – Frank McCourt

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Stronger than an army is a quotation whose time has come. – W.I.E. Gates, quoted in Peter’s Quotations: Ideas for Our Times by Laurenc

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God has a plan for all of us, but He expects us to do our share of the work. – Minnie Pearl

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