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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. – Johnny Carson

Other quotes by Johnny Carson

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. – Johnny Carson

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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

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Christmas
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What is Christmas? It is tenderness for the past, courage for the present, hope for the future. It is a fervent wish that every cup may overflow with blessings rich and eternal, and that every path may lead to peace. – Agnes M. Pahro

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From the time that I can remember, I worked to make money – either baby-sitting, or one year wrapping gifts at a department store at Christmas, so I could have my own money. – Christie Hefner

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Christmas

Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it. – Richard Lamm

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I think Christmas is about celebration and come on, on the inside everyone wants to dance. – TobyMac

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Christmas

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Adaptability is not imitation. It means power of resistance and assimilation. – Mahatma Gandhi

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Do not follow vain desires for verily he who prospers is preserved from lust, greed and anger. – Abu Bakr

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When something is missing in your life, it usually turns out to be someone. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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I had rather have a fool to make me merry than experience to make me sad and to travel for it too! – William Shakespeare

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