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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. – Johnny Carson

Other quotes by Johnny Carson

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. – Johnny Carson

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Marriage
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Johnny Carson
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Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. – Johnny Carson

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Thanksgiving Day
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Other Quotes from
Christmas
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Fantastic! Right in the middle of that long stretch between Christmas and Spring Break, your coats are getting dirty, everythings dark, dingy – what a great time for a movie! – John Hughes

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Christmas

We never really had any kind of a Christmas. This is one part where my memory fails me completely. – Frank McCourt

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Christmas

If you pray enough for things, I am proof that they can happen. I feel like a kid on Christmas day now, every day. Its something I have wanted for a long time and I am as happy as anyone to be here. It is great to be back at my first love. – Robbie Fowler

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Christmas

As long as we know in our hearts what Christmas ought to be, Christmas is. – Eric Sevareid

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Christmas

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