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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. – Johnny Carson

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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. – Johnny Carson

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For a long time all I wanted for Christmas were books about outdoor survival. I was convinced that the woods were calling me. I camped a lot, I took classes. At 18, I told myself if I dont live in the woods by myself by the time Im 25, I have failed. – Chris Evans

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Why not collect and clean chicken wishbones in the run-up to Christmas, spray them silver and use each to pinch together a white hem-stitch napkin? – Pippa Middleton

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Perhaps the best Yuletide decoration is being wreathed in smiles. – Author Unknown

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The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect! – Charles N. Barnard

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Like I said, Im more worried long term about the environmental issues then the use of arms. – Hans Blix

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