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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. – Johnny Carson

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The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. – Johnny Carson

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Moving between the legs of tables and of chairs, rising or falling, grasping at kisses and toys, advancing boldly, sudden to take alarm, retreating to the corner of arm and knee, eager to be reassured, taking pleasure in the fragrant brilliance of the Christmas tree. – T. S. Eliot

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In the United States Christmas has become the rape of an idea. – Richard Bach

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Windows are as essential to office prestige as Christmas is to retailing. – Enid Nemy

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Christmas is a day of meaning and traditions, a special day spent in the warm circle of family and friends. – Margaret Thatcher

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