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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. – Johnny Carson

Other quotes by Johnny Carson

Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. – Johnny Carson

Category:
Thanksgiving Day
Author
Johnny Carson
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Never continue in a job you dont enjoy. If youre happy in what youre doing, youll like yourself, youll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined. – Johnny Carson

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Health
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Johnny Carson
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Other Quotes from
Christmas
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The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. – Johnny Carson

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Christmas

I save every Christmas card. I keep them all. – Alison Sweeney

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Christmas

Coming from Chicago, I like a white Christmas. – Dennis Franz

Category:
Christmas

For the spirit of Christmas fulfils the greatest hunger of mankind. – Loring A. Schuler

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Christmas

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