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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. – Johnny Carson

Other quotes by Johnny Carson

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. – Johnny Carson

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Food
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Johnny Carson
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Never continue in a job you dont enjoy. If youre happy in what youre doing, youll like yourself, youll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined. – Johnny Carson

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Health
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Talent alone wont make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: Are your ready? – Johnny Carson

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alone
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Other Quotes from
Christmas
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He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree. – Roy L. Smith

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Christmas

Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year. – Victor Borge

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Christmas

I started DJing, breakdancing and MCing in the 70s and I got my record deal in 1979 with Christmas Rap. – Kurtis Blow

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Christmas

I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month. – Harlan Miller

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Christmas

Random Quotes

Everything we release with Tool is inspired by our music. – Maynard James Keenan

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I conceive that the land belongs to a vast family of which many are dead, few are living, and countless numbers are still unborn. – Author Unknown

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Environment

There is nothing evil save that which perverts the mind and shackles the conscience. – Saint Ambrose

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Religion

Id rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. – George Burns

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Failure