Quote by Johnny Carson
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. – Johnny Carson

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The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. – Johnny Carson

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Christmas
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For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

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Death
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Never continue in a job you dont enjoy. If youre happy in what youre doing, youll like yourself, youll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined. – Johnny Carson

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I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. – Bernard Manning

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Christmas

Tax cuts should be for life, not just for Christmas. – George Osborne

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Christmas

The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value. – Charles Dudley Warner

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Christmas

According to an ancient Sardinian legend, the bodies of those who are born on Christmas Eve will never dissolve into dust but are preserved until the end of time. – Grazia Deledda

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Christmas

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The wise man does not expose himself needlessly to danger, since there are few things for which he cares sufficiently but he is willing, in great crises, to give even his life – knowing that under certain conditions it is not worthwhile to live. – Aristotle

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My mother, she had a very good attitude toward money. Im very grateful for the fact that we had to learn to save. I used to get like 50 pence a week, and Id save it for like five months. And then Id spend it on Christmas presents. Id save up like eight pounds. Its nothing, but we did that. – Gemma Arterton

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Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. – Michael Jordan

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