The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money. – Johnny Carson
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson
The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money. – Johnny Carson
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. – Johnny Carson
If it werent for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, wed still be eating frozen radio dinners. – Johnny Carson