The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money. – Johnny Carson
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. – Johnny Carson

The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money. – Johnny Carson
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. – Johnny Carson
My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day. – Johnny Carson
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. – Johnny Carson