The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money. – Johnny Carson
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. – Johnny Carson

The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money. – Johnny Carson
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. – Johnny Carson
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. – Johnny Carson
New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved. – Johnny Carson
And we can celebrate when we have a government that has earned back the trust of the people it serves… when we have a government that honors our Constitution and stands up for the values that have made America, America: economic freedom, individual liberty, and personal responsibility. – John Boehner