The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money. – Johnny Carson
If it werent for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, wed still be eating frozen radio dinners. – Johnny Carson

The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money. – Johnny Carson
If it werent for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, wed still be eating frozen radio dinners. – Johnny Carson
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. – Johnny Carson