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Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of m

Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. – Johnny Carson

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If it werent for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, wed still be eating frozen radio dinners. – Johnny Carson

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For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. – Johnny Carson

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Thanksgiving, after all, is a word of action. – W.J. Cameron

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It has been an unchallengeable American doctrine that cranberry sauce, a pink goo with overtones of sugared tomatoes, is a delectable necessity of the Thanksgiving board and that turkey is uneatable without it. – Alistair Cooke

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God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say “thank you?” – William A. Ward

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If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, “thank you,” that would suffice. – Meister Eckhart

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