The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. – George Carlin Category: Christmas
I got a guitar when I was about 14, for a Christmas present, and went from there. – Robin Trower Category: Christmas
I love Christmas, not just because of the presents but because of all the decorations and lights and the warmth of the season. – Ashley Tisdale Category: Christmas
If I can give you one strong piece of advice, when you go away for that romantic weekend, whatever you do, do not accept or take the upgrade to the honeymoon suite. – Gordon Ramsay Category: Romantic
He first deceased; she for a little tried to live without him, liked it not, and died. – Sir Henry Wotton Category: Widow, Widowhood
It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. – Robert H. Schuller Category: positive
Socialism is the religion people get when they lose their religion. – Richard John Neuhaus Category: Religion
