I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays. – Henny Youngman Category: Christmas
If you havent got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. – Bob Hope Category: Christmas
Did you know that Christmas Day is absolutely the best day to fly? It is. No crowded airports and crowded planes. I always flew to Australia. Thats what Christmas was for me – a plane journey to the next tournament. – Monica Seles Category: Christmas
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. – Bernard Manning Category: Christmas
Lyrics are the only thing to do with music that havent been made easier technically. – Brian Eno Category: Music
Trust him not with your secrets, who, when left alone in your room, turns over your papers. – Johann Kaspar Lavater Category: alone
