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No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the

No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace, is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a hard Christmas. – Alfred E. Smith

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When Christmas bells are swinging above the fields of snow, we hear sweet voices ringing from lands of long ago, and etched on vacant places are half-forgotten faces of friends we used to cherish, and loves we used to know. – Ella Wheeler Wilcox

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Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska wont make it white. – Bing Crosby

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I went to Sunday School and liked the stories about Christ and the Christmas star. They were beautiful. They made you warm and happy to think about. But I didnt believe them. – Frances Farmer

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A typical Christmas is me shucking oysters. I love them and I always get them in at Christmas. – Hugh Bonneville

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