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No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the

No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace, is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a hard Christmas. – Alfred E. Smith

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Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. – Clement Clarke Moore

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The real evidence for Jesus and Christianity is in how Jesus and the Christianity based on him manifest themselves in the lives of practicing Christians. – Lionel Blue

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I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. – Bernard Manning

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At Christmas, all roads lead home. – Marjorie Holmes

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