A lurking pun is the worst pun, one the offender has been waiting to spring on you. – Harry Mahtar Category: Puns
Puns are the gag hand buzzers of conversation. It hurts a bit but everyone gets a good laugh out of it. – Grey Livingston Category: Puns
In the pun, two strings of thought are tangled into one acoustic knot. – Arthur Koestler Category: Puns
The fear of death often proves mortal, and sets people on methods to save their Lives, which infallibly destroy them. – Joseph Addison Category: Death
Pretense is the overrating of any kind of knowledge we pretend to. – Jonathan Swift Category: Exaggeration
The institution of chivalry forms one of the most remarkable features in the history of the Middle Ages. – Horatio Alger Category: History
