Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen Category: Puns
The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability. – Edgar Allan Poe, Marginalia, 1849 Category: Puns
Puns are the gag hand buzzers of conversation. It hurts a bit but everyone gets a good laugh out of it. – Grey Livingston Category: Puns
This coffee tastes like mud! Well, it was ground this morning. – Old Vaudeville Joke Category: Coffee
Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability. – Arthur Schopenhauer Category: famous
Mere parsimony is not economy. Expense, and great expense, may be an essential part in true economy. – Edmund Burke Category: great
Long after the bomb falls and you and your good deeds are gone, cockroaches will still be here, prowling the streets like armored cars. – Tama Janowitz Category: Insects
