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Quote by Michael Bamberger
Swinging at daisies is like playing electric guitar with a tennis

Swinging at daisies is like playing electric guitar with a tennis racket: if it were that easy, we could all be Jerry Garcia. The ball changes everything. – Michael Bamberger

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