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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an ol

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Im at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, Ive just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. – Rodney Dangerfield

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A girl phoned me the other day and said… Come on over, theres nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Consciousness is our only reprieve from Time. – Mason Cooley

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Another thing that freaks me out is time. Time is like a book. You have a beginning, a middle and an end. Its just a cycle. – Mike Tyson

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We are preoccupied with time. If we could learn to love space as deeply as we are now obsessed with time, we might discover a new meaning in the phrase to live like men. – Edward Abbey

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Our duty is to encourage every one in his struggle to live up to his own highest idea, and strive at the same time to make the ideal as near as possible to the Truth. – Swami Vivekananda

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