Rodney Dangerfield's Quote - I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an ol

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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an ol

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Yeah, I know Im ugly… I said to a bartender, Make me a zombie. He said God beat me to it. – Rodney Dangerfield

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My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. – Rodney Dangerfield

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What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm. – Rodney Dangerfield

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