Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an ol

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Yeah, I know Im ugly… I said to a bartender, Make me a zombie. He said God beat me to it. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide he exposes himself. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Dont wait. The time will never be just right. – Napoleon Hill

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Ezra was right half the time, and when he was wrong, he was so wrong you were never in any doubt about it. – Ernest Hemingway

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You cant just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, theyll want something new. – Steve Jobs

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The morning hour has gold in its mouth. – Proverb

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