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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an ol

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. – Rodney Dangerfield

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My wifes jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Jealousy
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At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he cant. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Hope
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Life is half spent before one knows what it is. – Proverb

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Make measurable progress in reasonable time. – Jim Rohn

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There are no secrets that time does not reveal. – Jean Racine

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You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake… This is your life, and its ending one minute at a time. – Chuck Palahniuk

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Who are you to condemn anothers sin? He who condemns sin becomes part of it, espouses it. – Georges Bernanos

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Lets not leave an educational vacuum to be filled by religious extremists who go to families who have no other option and offer meals, housing and some form of education. If we are going to combat extremism then we must educate those very same children. – Hillary Clinton

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