I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. – Rodney Dangerfield
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me. – Rodney Dangerfield
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Its tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she wont drink from my glass. – Rodney Dangerfield
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My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. – Rodney Dangerfield
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