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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an ol

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. – Rodney Dangerfield

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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Im at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, Ive just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Im not comfortable being preachy, but more people need to start spending as much time in the library as they do on the basketball court. – Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

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Time = Life, Therefore, waste your time and waste of your life, or master your time and master your life. – Alan Lakein

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For a long time I was scared Id find out I was like my mother. – Marilyn Monroe

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Time is the wisest counsellor of all. – Pericles

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