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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an ol

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. – Rodney Dangerfield

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At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he cant. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Hope
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Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide he exposes himself. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Time
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Time is not a thing, thus nothing which is, and yet it remains constant in its passing away without being something temporal like the beings in time. – Martin Heidegger

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Any time you got nothing to do – and lots of time to do it – come on up. – Mae West

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Time

All my life, whenever it comes time to make a decision, I make it and forget about it. – Harry S. Truman

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Time

Time flies on restless pinions — constant never. – Friedrich Schiller

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The infectiousness of crime is like that of the plague. – Napoleon Bonaparte

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Ive come up through art school, through painting, through graphic design, through advertising, through TV commercials and music video. Ive designed books, built billboards, matchbooks, corporate identities. I continuously paint, Ive done conceptual art pictures. – Tony Kaye

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It was so quiet that morning in Paris that the heels of my two companions and myself were loud on the deserted pavements. It was a city of shuttered shops, and barred windows, and deserted avenues. – Philip Gibbs

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