Rodney Dangerfield's Quote - I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an ol

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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an ol

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. – Rodney Dangerfield

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What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm. – Rodney Dangerfield

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I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get. – Rodney Dangerfield

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When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, “Look, twins!” – Rodney Dangerfield

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