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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an ol

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. – Rodney Dangerfield

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At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he cant. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and dont have time for all that. – George Carlin

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Management by objective works – if you know the objectives. Ninety percent of the time you dont. – Peter Drucker

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