So long as there’s a jingle in your head, television isn’t free. – Jason Love
Why do we pay for psychotherapy when massages cost half as much? – Jason Love

So long as there’s a jingle in your head, television isn’t free. – Jason Love
Why do we pay for psychotherapy when massages cost half as much? – Jason Love
The microwave oven is the consolation prize in our struggle to understand physics. – Jason Love
I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert. – Jason Love
And there is no question but that you can’t sustain a mood, a dramatic mood of any particular kind, when at the end of the climactic moment of the scene, out come a couple of dancing rabbits with toilet paper. – Rod Serling, quoted in Teaching Literature to Adolescents: Plays by Alan B. Howe