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Quote by Demetri Martin
I like women, but you cant always trust them. Some of them are big

I like women, but you cant always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dogs name and then I asked, Does he bite? and she said, No. And I said, So how does he eat? Liar! – Demetri Martin

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And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning Im looking forward to the things that I have to do that day, then Im on the right track. – Demetri Martin

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People tell me they idolise me, want to be like me, but I tell them, trust me, you dont want my life. Ive been a very tortured soul. – Phil Spector

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The way I look at it, everything is a trade. You acquire some money, so then youve got no financial burdens, but everyone wants your money and so who can you trust? Or youve got no money and you can trust anyone, but then youve got the worry to pay bills. Which is worse? – Matt LeBlanc

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Spending when the maths not there and the numbers arent there and if they look in the social security trust fund, its filled with IOUs because the governments been pilfering it for years on end. We have to do something. We have to start having this discussion. – Ben Quayle

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How can people trust the harvest, unless they see it sown? – Mary Renault

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Life has been reduced to getting food out of cans. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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Every now and then go away, have a little relaxation, for when you come back to your work your judgment will be surer. Go some distance away because then the work appears smaller and more of it can be taken in at a glance and a lack of harmony and proportion is more readily seen. – Leonardo DaVinci

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Any life is made up of a single moment, the moment in which a man finds out, once and for all, who he is. – Jorge Luis Borges

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