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I didnt do improv in college, I never performed, I didnt do theate

I didnt do improv in college, I never performed, I didnt do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major. – Demetri Martin

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And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning Im looking forward to the things that I have to do that day, then Im on the right track. – Demetri Martin

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Morning
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The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, whos really funny for a cartoonist, obviously. – Demetri Martin

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funny
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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. – Demetri Martin

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President Obamas call for nearly a half-trillion dollars in more government stimulus when America has more than $14 trillion in debt is guided by his mistaken belief that we can spend our way to prosperity. – Rick Perry

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We should reject big government and look inside ourselves for all the things that built this country into what it was. – Glenn Beck

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When the government violates the peoples rights, insurrection is, for the people and for each portion of the people, the most sacred of the rights and the most indispensible of duties. – Marquis de Lafayette

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I am very much opposed to abortion personally. But I dont think it is the governments rule. – Arlen Specter

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He that gives good advice, builds with one hand he that gives good counsel and example, builds with both but he that gives good admonition and bad example, builds with one hand and pulls down with the other. – Francis Bacon

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The moment my doctor told me, I went silent. My mum and dad were with me, then we all went to pieces. I was saying, No, Ive got my flight to Sydney in two hours. Im getting on a plane. – Kylie Minogue

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Marriage is miserable unless you find the right person that is your soulmate and that takes a lot of looking. – Marvin Gaye

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