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I didnt do improv in college, I never performed, I didnt do theate

I didnt do improv in college, I never performed, I didnt do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major. – Demetri Martin

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If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half. – Demetri Martin

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I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said Happy Birthday on it. I didnt want to waste it so I just wrote Jesus on it. – Demetri Martin

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And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning Im looking forward to the things that I have to do that day, then Im on the right track. – Demetri Martin

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You have citizens who dont understand how government works and theyre kind of soured on it. All they do is criticize. They have no idea that they can make things happen. – Sandra Day OConnor

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It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a Free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even of his personal services to the defense of it. – George Washington

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Candidly, I believe most corporations actually dont mind big government. – Rick Santorum

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Conquest is not in our principles. It is inconsistent with our government. – Thomas Jefferson

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And so this is Xmas for black and for white, for yellow and red, lets stop all the fight. – John Lennon

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