Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. Its too controversial. – Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck
Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. Its too controversial. – Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck
Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago. – Erma Bombeck