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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topi

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. Its too controversial. – Erma Bombeck

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I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: Checkout Time is 18 years. – Erma Bombeck

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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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Housework
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. – Erma Bombeck

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I dont have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other. – Adam Carolla

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Frankly Im fairly boring or fairly busy. Between writing and family, I have little time for anything else. – Harlan Coben

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When you live in an alcoholic family or an abusive family, you tiptoe, you dont want to step on any mines. – Glenn Beck

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One, if you attack my integrity, I will defend myself. If you attack my patriotism, I will defend myself. If you come after my family, I will counter-attack viciously, I will destroy you. – Scott Ritter

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War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. – Thomas Mann

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It is a pleasant thing to reflect upon, and furnishes a complete answer to those who contend for the gradual degeneration of the human species, that every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. – Charles Dickens

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I dont mind The Boss. I think hes an honest guy. I have some of his records, not all of them. Ive met a couple of the E-Street guys, and they seem really cool. – Henry Rollins

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I used to love dogs until I discovered cats. – Nafisa Joseph

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