Quote by Erma Bombeck
Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topi

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. Its too controversial. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. – Erma Bombeck

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Housework
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Im trying very hard to understand this generation. They have adjusted the timetable for childbearing so that menopause and teaching a sixteen-year-old how to drive a car will occur in the same week. – Erma Bombeck

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Youth
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Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. – Erma Bombeck

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Women
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Other Quotes from
Family
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Getting married and starting a family has been a lifelong goal and one that I have persevered through different paths up to it! – Alanis Morissette

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Family

In the investigation of a neurotic style of life, we must always suspect an opponent, and note who suffers most because of the patients condition. Usually this is a member of the family. – Alfred Adler

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Family

At a familys most difficult time, I want to make sure at a minimum that they have the very basic of comforts: the ability to grieve their loss privately and the knowledge that their country is grateful for their loved ones sacrifice and service. – Dave Reichert

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Family

Respectable means rich, and decent means poor. I should die if I heard my family called decent. – Thomas Mann

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Family

Random Quotes

We cannot banish dangers, but we can banish fears. We must not demean life by standing in awe of death. – David Sarnoff

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Death

We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills we shall never surrender. – Winston Churchill

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War

For whatever reason, people, including very well-educated people or people otherwise interested in reading, do not read poetry. – Paul Muldoon

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Poetry

The feeling of your baby taking nourishment from your body for the first time is amazing, and it remains the most touching moment of my life. – Laura Schlessinger

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amazing