In the spring I have counted one hundred and thirty-six different kinds of weather inside of four and twenty hours. – Mark Twain
Loyalty to petrified opinions never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul in this world — and never will. – Mark Twain
I can always tell which is the front end of a horse, but beyond that, my art is not above the ordinary. – Mark Twain
In the real world, the right thing never happens in the right place and the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to make it appear that it has. – Mark Twain