In the spring I have counted one hundred and thirty-six different kinds of weather inside of four and twenty hours. – Mark Twain
The man who carries a cat by the tail learns something that can be learned in no other way. – Mark Twain
Where a blood relation sobs, an intimate friend should choke up, a distant acquaintance should sigh, a stranger should merely fumble sympathetically with his handkerchief. – Mark Twain
Its good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. – Mark Twain